A mere bully who scares no one. A know nothing moron. One whom has embraced shame and failure. Someone who claims to know about baseball but really doesnt have a clue. A fan of the worst team in baseball, los mets.
waverunner10: jose reyes and david wright are the best players in all baseball.
true baseball fan- reyes is a prima donna and cant stay focused on the game and david wright strikes out more then anyone in baseball.
waverunner10: your a moron, i make more then you and im better then you.
The title one is bestowed when he performs anal sex on an extremely obese woman. The woman is often immobile, or a few Taco Bell party packs away from being immobile. Due to poor diet feces is impossible to avoid with this variety of anal sex.
Irvan: You see that sexy beast on the scooter in the cookie isle? She's a total anal slut.
Darren: You're a mother fucking Chocolate WaveRunner. Damn, I want your life.