mr_boatride's definitions

cincinatti ferris wheel

The act of taking a shit while doing a cart wheel naked, not fully knowing where your shit will land.

Dude, your girlfriend is crazy! Last night, she did a cincinatti ferris wheel and it landed all over the place. Gross...

by mr_boatride January 5, 2010

Telefucking

Phone sex

Have you ever even seen this chick? Sounds to me like your just telefucking her!

by mr_boatride May 15, 2010

Mississippi boat ride

A sexual experience where 6 or more men have sex with one another.

Hey, me and my frat buddy's went on a Mississippi boat ride the other weekend.

by mr_boatride January 4, 2010

Waverunners

Reference to the 2004 tsunami where the Asians would run from the waves.

Watching all the waverunners on the news

by mr_boatride July 9, 2010

DNL

Dumb Nigger Look. The look an ignorant black person has where his lower lip just hangs

Dammit, I just caught myself with a huge DNL!

by Mr_boatride December 11, 2010