The title one is bestowed when he performs anal sex on an extremely obese woman. The woman is often immobile, or a few Taco Bell party packs away from being immobile. Due to poor diet feces is impossible to avoid with this variety of anal sex.
Irvan: You see that sexy beast on the scooter in the cookie isle? She's a total anal slut.
Darren: You're a mother fucking Chocolate WaveRunner. Damn, I want your life.
Darren: You're a mother fucking Chocolate WaveRunner. Damn, I want your life.
by DuffersDer July 03, 2019
Benjamin: Dude, You should have seen this chick come in last night. I got a wicked case of chocolate frostbite from her.
Tristian: Why didn't you call me?
Benjamin: You know I don't share bro.
Tristian: Why didn't you call me?
Benjamin: You know I don't share bro.
by DuffersDer July 03, 2019
The only socially acceptable and PC replacement for the word retard. A person with low intelligence; an illogical and possibly harmful behavior to one’s self ; genuine ignorance of those around you and yourself; having low or no ability to handle one’s own emotions; poor problem solving skills.
Brad: “Why is that dude doing that?”
Chad: “Take it easy on him. He’s slightly MAGA.
Brad: “Oh snap, I didn’t know. I’m so sorry. My uncle is MAGA.”
Chad: “Take it easy on him. He’s slightly MAGA.
Brad: “Oh snap, I didn’t know. I’m so sorry. My uncle is MAGA.”
by DuffersDer March 26, 2025
When one takes a diarrhea shit in the snow making a shit flavored snow cone. Can be served a variety of ways but typically in a gas station style cup. May require a spoon if the shit is too thick for a straw. Not to be confused with a Detroit Snowball
Dude A: You hungry?
Dude B: No man, my girlfriend just made me a Detroit Snow Cone.
Dude A: Oh snap, how was it?
Dude B: That shit was filling, even had nuts in it.
Dude A: She must really love you.
Dude B: No man, my girlfriend just made me a Detroit Snow Cone.
Dude A: Oh snap, how was it?
Dude B: That shit was filling, even had nuts in it.
Dude A: She must really love you.
by DuffersDer July 01, 2019
A frothy beverage combining ones feces, urine and semen. Prepared in a blender to the desired consistency and thickness. Considered a much healthier alternative to Flint's public water. Known locally as the "Flint Frap" or simply "Frap."
Edwin: My sister almost died drinking tap water!
Seymour: We all switched over to Flint Frappuccinos and feel so much better.
Edwin: I know! I tried to tell her but she wouldn't listen. Now she's down to one kidney.
Seymour: We all switched over to Flint Frappuccinos and feel so much better.
Edwin: I know! I tried to tell her but she wouldn't listen. Now she's down to one kidney.
by DuffersDer July 02, 2019