Detroit Snow Cone

When one takes a diarrhea shit in the snow making a shit flavored snow cone. Can be served a variety of ways but typically in a gas station style cup. May require a spoon if the shit is too thick for a straw. Not to be confused with a Detroit Snowball

Dude A: You hungry?
Dude B: No man, my girlfriend just made me a Detroit Snow Cone.
Dude A: Oh snap, how was it?
Dude B: That shit was filling, even had nuts in it.
Dude A: She must really love you.

by DuffersDer July 01, 2019

Chocolate WaveRunner

The title one is bestowed when he performs anal sex on an extremely obese woman. The woman is often immobile, or a few Taco Bell party packs away from being immobile. Due to poor diet feces is impossible to avoid with this variety of anal sex.

Irvan: You see that sexy beast on the scooter in the cookie isle? She's a total anal slut.
Darren: You're a mother fucking Chocolate WaveRunner. Damn, I want your life.

by DuffersDer July 03, 2019

Chocolate Frostbite

The affliction one receives from performing anal sex on a corpse in the morgue.

Benjamin: Dude, You should have seen this chick come in last night. I got a wicked case of chocolate frostbite from her.
Tristian: Why didn't you call me?
Benjamin: You know I don't share bro.

by DuffersDer July 03, 2019

Flint Frappuccino

A frothy beverage combining ones feces, urine and semen. Prepared in a blender to the desired consistency and thickness. Considered a much healthier alternative to Flint's public water. Known locally as the "Flint Frap" or simply "Frap."

Edwin: My sister almost died drinking tap water!
Seymour: We all switched over to Flint Frappuccinos and feel so much better.
Edwin: I know! I tried to tell her but she wouldn't listen. Now she's down to one kidney.

by DuffersDer July 02, 2019