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Watered Down 

Something that is similar to something else, but with less features. Altered so as to be weaker in force, content, or value.

The term “Watered Down” comes from when drinks are diluted with water to be made weaker. But can be applied to other things.
Arizona is like a watered down version of Australia.
Watered Down by Enviro May 7, 2020

Juneau Watershed 

When you are performing cunnilingus on a pregnant woman and her water breaks.
Last night I was going down on Sally and I was hit by a Juneau Watershed - it flushed a contact lens right out of my eye!

mobile waterbed 

A fat chick you find for desprate sex. You take her camping with you, so no one will view your mounting of her. Except natures animals, and they do not judge.
I was so hard up for some lovin.. I went "Hoggin" and found me a take. We went camping and she was my "mobile waterbed".
mobile waterbed by The Jerk Meister January 24, 2009
When you completely and utterly destroy someone beyond recovery they have been watered
Sue had been game ended by Martin because he said “Why the fuck do you care then” therefore she was watered
Watered by Epic word guy September 8, 2019

Waterbed Ass 

An ass, that resembles a waterbed when slapped. For example jiggles and ripples and does not resemble a quality ass.
Did you see the ripples on that waterbed ass? I would never tap an ass like that.
Waterbed Ass by Chadgini June 28, 2012

Getting watered 

Synonym for "getting owned" A term that means you just lost at something. Used mostly on Halo: Reach.
*Halo post-game lobby*
Looser- "You guys are just camping noobs!"

Winner- "HAHAHAHA WHAT EVER NOOB YOU JUST GOT WATERED HAHAHAHAHA"

Looser- "Shut up noob"

Winner- "HAHA HOW DOES IT FEEL GETTING WATERED SO MUCH?!?! ITS LIKE NOAH'S FLOOD UP IN HERE!"
Getting watered by Cbolt339 September 26, 2010
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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