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When you completely and utterly destroy someone beyond recovery they have been watered
Sue had been game ended by Martin because he said β€œWhy the fuck do you care then” therefore she was watered
by Epic word guy September 08, 2019
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Jul 25 Word of the Day
A jack off buddy (from 'cum' /'come', meaning 'semen', and 'companion'); a friend that you get together with for sessions of solo or mutual masturbation
Variant of: cumpanion (from 'companion' & 'cum'); jack off buddy & wank bud & JO buddy
Similar to: fuck buddy
My bf and I used to really get it on together, but now it's just the occasional cumpadre wank
by Gladys Pipps-Knightley May 14, 2007
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To be relaxed or chill. Comes from the term "watered down" which signifies a substnace which has been diluted.
"Why were you so excited yesterday?"
"What are you talking about, I think I was pretty watered"
by Reginald Williams April 07, 2006
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β€œBro, you were so watered last night”

β€œAye it’s your 21st, are you about to get totally watered or what bro?”
by Praisefeeder February 16, 2018
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Watered means when something is off and not as good as it can be, like knackered or tired
Ryan: Look at my new trim
Dayonde: Shut up man ur trim is "watered"
by Tar2makky February 29, 2020
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