Waterbed

1. Someone who gets around and has a lot of excess body fat.

2. A very easy fat slut.

Joe: Everyone in the world has fucked Jamie. She's fat and her face is squished in, but it's just too damn easy, I just can't say no.

Matt: I know, she's a total waterbed, and I'm disgusted at myself for it.

by wild oranges August 20, 2009

waterbed

a combination of roofie and exlax.

Mutha-fucka waterbeddin

by SaintPaul August 14, 2010

waterbed

1. n. A bed made of water
2. v. The act of preforming sexual intercourse on a waterbed.
3. n. The best surface on which to preform sexual intercourse.

Chris and Emily waterbed every single night.

by chrisxhong January 4, 2008

Waterbed

(n) When after sex the bed is drenched in sweat.

Dude why is your bed wet?
My girl and I turned it into a waterbed

by Datguy9 August 26, 2012

WaterBed

When your bed is drenched in cum; usually after the act of edging or orgasm denial.
Could also happen after many rounds of fucking.

Dude, that new technique you showed me had me in a complete waterbed last night. I think I need another mattress...

by NootNoot88 December 15, 2017

Waterbed Ass

An ass, that resembles a waterbed when slapped. For example jiggles and ripples and does not resemble a quality ass.

Did you see the ripples on that waterbed ass? I would never tap an ass like that.

by Chadgini June 28, 2012

waterbed people

people who own or enjoy any or all of the following items; a waterbed, a pet reptile or spider, glow in the dark posters, a blacklight, crystal figurines of mystical figures like unicorns wizards etc., eagle tee shirts, dragon shirts, jnco jeans, anything with a wolf on it, teen pregnancy, zimas, and last but not least eyebrow piercings.

ashley: look at that guy at that table with that weird mystical dragon shirt, jncos, and nails in his face.
lindsay: yeah he is waterbed as fuck.
ashley: we should have never come to long john silvers in apache junction too many waterbed people.

by lindaisay November 5, 2008