waterboring 

in analogy to the torture method of waterboarding; it means having to sit through the mind-numbing, nerve killing, boring recounts of some turd you cannot walk away from for diplomatic, social reasons or just out of respect.

John Stewart (The daily show):
So how did John Kerry convince Karzai to change his mind. Oh I know: listening to John Kerry go on and on, tat's like waterboring.

waterboring by wordjunky November 2, 2009

Poughkeepsie Waterboarding 

A person is laid out on a board elevated slightly so their head is up off the ground slightly. A cloth, such as a towel or rag, is placed over their face. A bucket is filled with urine and poured over the person's face to simulate drowning in urine. A form of sexual torture made popular in after-hours and domination clubs in Poughkeepsie, New York.

The UN voted to ban waterboarding, but the president of the United States found a work around by using Poughkeepsie Waterboarding instead. The problem was, he was the one who wanted to be Poughkeepsie Waterboarded.

Poughkeepsie Waterboarding by Nutzen YerMouf June 9, 2017

Kentucky Waterboarding 

When your uncle asks you to remove your underwear and he pulls them over his face and lays on the ground. You then squat over him with a flowing gardenhose shooting water thru your ass crack splashing down onto his face giving a desirable sense of drowning in shit water. Typically is accompanied by the uncle feverishly masturbating. Generally occurs at family get togethers during the hot summer months.

I can’t wait for Memorial Day. I’ll be doing a little Kentucky Waterboarding with uncle Randy. I’ve got my panties already picked out.

Kentucky Waterboarding by Eaton Holgoode June 1, 2018

verbal waterboarding 

The act of spewing thoughts, ideas and beliefs upon others forcefully, repeatedly, and without end.

I can't get a word in the conversation; he's constantly verbal waterboarding.

verbal waterboarding by GrapeofWrath71 September 24, 2013

waterboarding sex 

A sexual position best done in the shower utalizing a standing " doggystle" position facing the shower head with a towel pulled over the woman's face while the shower runs on the towel simulating drowning. Not only does this appeal to those who enjoy erotic esphyxiation, it can also be used to interrogate your partner during intercourse.

Rodbey was having waterboarding sex with Sage and decided to ask her who she's been texting while he turned up the water and tightned the towel.

waterboarding sex by Kill yourself twice August 3, 2017

waterboarding 

One of the many forms of terrorism (in the form of torture) used by the US military in the "service" of putting an end to terrorism. Waterboarding (called "water torture" in the 16th century and used to test the witchiness of witches) involves holding a person down, covering their face with fabric, then pouring water on the fabric. The wet fabric makes it impossible to breath and the person feel as if they are about to drown, thus freaking them out to the extent that they will do just about anything to avoid more torture.

The CIA and US military use waterboarding to promote democracy worldwide.

waterboarding by spenceronehalf December 28, 2005

academic waterboarding 

The torturous treatment of post-secondary students at either midterm or final exam time; an experience which is inflicted on them by their professors.

He: Did you get through all of your schoolwork this semester?
She: It was academic waterboarding! I didn't think I was going to make it.

academic waterboarding by PeeDeeGee November 21, 2009