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The performance of inserting in a gloved finger into a superpubic catheter site after the catheter has been removed to maintain an open stoma. If performed while snorkeling then this is a sexual fetish. May also be performed without gloved fingers (see Dirty Watzman). Also may be performed while inserting a finger from the contralateral hand into the rectum to manipulate the prostate (see Left Handed or Right Handed Watzman). If using more than one finger, or fist (Partial or Full Watzman respectively).
I had to perform a Watzman maneuver until the on-call urologist could arrive with a new suprapubic catheter.

I Watzman'd him until a friend came along.
Watzman by Dirk D. Sanchez March 26, 2010
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A man who loves to watch other men and post things about them on social media. I.e. WhatsApp, Twitter, Facebook
My friend is such a wateman. He watches everything I do and post in WhatsApp groups and Facebook.
wateman by Miljarg June 4, 2016
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When someone normally named Waseem is being rogue or doing something only they would do.
"Did you see wazza the other day?" " yeah, he was being an absolute Wazman"
Wazman by We seem Sams March 10, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008