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Godes and Wakeman 

It`s the worst relationship out there. No one would want this for anybody. It`s when your girl constantly cheats on you and the guy does not have control or even contact with her.
Kyle: Yo, do you hear about Ryan?
Alex: Yeah, didn`t he hooked up with Carly?
Kyle: Yeah dude, they`re gonna be a Godes and Wakeman.
Godes and Wakeman by Anghel January 17, 2017

Rick Wakeman 

To finger a girl furiously, as Rick Wakeman of Yes fingers his keyboards
"I totally Rick Wakemaned that girl last night"
Rick Wakeman by staul December 26, 2009
A virtuosic progressive keyboard player who played for the Strawbs and Yes, most notably. He is a classically trained pianist and is wanted by Kurt Cobain (as stated in Journals) to write the soundtrack for a progressive rock movie.
It would be cool if they made a Rick Wakeman action figure.
wakeman by David J. Hernandez May 24, 2005

Gareth Wakeman 

A King of Kings. The greatest person to ever exist. No one can match his charisma, good looks, and skill.

With the hatered of mankind, this evil king has no problem killing all those who stand in his way. When people die they finally understand the meaning of life which is to love and honor King Gareth Wakeman.
King Gareth Wakeman is the one and only God.
Gareth Wakeman by Gordon Black February 5, 2010

jenny wakeman

Cartoon character from 2000's Star of the show My life as a Teenage robot. In an alternate universe she was creampied by rock aliens. They rocked her cunt.
Bro remember jenny wakeman? One of my favorite cartoon characters
jenny wakeman by Lpa.yt January 11, 2021
The term implies materialistic and selfish tendencies, attributed to a pampered or wealthy background.
What a wachman!
Wachman by Tommy Hilton March 4, 2011
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026
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