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Godes and Wakeman 

It`s the worst relationship out there. No one would want this for anybody. It`s when your girl constantly cheats on you and the guy does not have control or even contact with her.
Kyle: Yo, do you hear about Ryan?
Alex: Yeah, didn`t he hooked up with Carly?
Kyle: Yeah dude, they`re gonna be a Godes and Wakeman.
Godes and Wakeman by Anghel January 17, 2017

Rick Wakeman 

To finger a girl furiously, as Rick Wakeman of Yes fingers his keyboards
"I totally Rick Wakemaned that girl last night"
Rick Wakeman by staul December 26, 2009
A virtuosic progressive keyboard player who played for the Strawbs and Yes, most notably. He is a classically trained pianist and is wanted by Kurt Cobain (as stated in Journals) to write the soundtrack for a progressive rock movie.
It would be cool if they made a Rick Wakeman action figure.

Gareth Wakeman 

A King of Kings. The greatest person to ever exist. No one can match his charisma, good looks, and skill.

With the hatered of mankind, this evil king has no problem killing all those who stand in his way. When people die they finally understand the meaning of life which is to love and honor King Gareth Wakeman.
Gareth Wakeman by Gordon Black February 5, 2010

jenny wakeman

Cartoon character from 2000's Star of the show My life as a Teenage robot. In an alternate universe she was creampied by rock aliens. They rocked her cunt.
Bro remember jenny wakeman? One of my favorite cartoon characters
jenny wakeman by Lpa.yt January 11, 2021
The term implies materialistic and selfish tendencies, attributed to a pampered or wealthy background.
What a wachman!
Wachman by Tommy Hilton March 4, 2011