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wankerbate 

1- Yet another term for masturbating

2- The act of masturbation ("wankerbation")

3- A worthless jerk-off ("wankerbator")

4- Speaking, singing, or writing alot without saying anything at all ("verbal, lyrical, or literary wankerbation")
It's time to wankerbate!

It seems that Luke is one with the wankerbation, Emperor.

Get out of my face, you damn wankerbator!

While some may find the works of (insert annoying author here) to be enlightening and insightful, I am quite turned off by the excessive amount of literary wankerbation that this asstard uses to completely dance around anything remotely resembling a point.
wankerbate by Batrastard April 21, 2003

Wanksturbate

Concatenating the words 'wank' and 'masturbate' to form an extreme version of intense masturbation.
'The instant I saw her naked I had to nip to the loo and wanksturbate myself silly.'
Wanksturbate by Kodanshi Helcarver September 26, 2011

wasturbate

when you get wasted and then masturbate because you are either bored, horny, or have no friends (and probably all three)
co-worker: "Man, last night was such a blast... me and my buddies met up with these girls at this bar and we were all out till like 4 a.m."

you: "yeah, I just stayed at home and wasturbated all night"
wasturbate by Jimmy Joey Bobby April 22, 2011

workurbate 

the act of self pleasure at work.
1-Hey dude, i was at the toilet today at work to take a shit and i heard some strange noise in the other toilet. i think he was workurbate

2-I had a lot of stress today at work ... i had to workurbate to release the pressure
workurbate by Rrhc005 August 9, 2016

Wankerbate 

To wank it in class, or in a school bathroom.
What John Croden did.
Wankerbate by Cody Longpré October 6, 2004

wanksturbate

Formed by combining the two words 'wank' and 'masturbate.'; The same meaning as masturbate.
Tom's wife doesn't have sex with him very often, but he always finds time alone to wanksterbate.
wanksturbate by Jordan Miller April 24, 2005
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