wanderbate 

Desiring a life of traveling to new places to masturbate.

Alice dreams of a life where she can pleasure herself in the setting of her choice. She is consumed by wanderbate.

wanderbate by wanderbater December 20, 2013

Wonderbat 

Term that refers to the romantic relationship between Batman and Wonder Woman. The best romantic relationship in DC comics. This romantic relationship is very visible in the DC animated universe (DCAU). They are literally perfect for each other. One is a charismatic, intelligent, billionaire from Gotham City whose real identity is Bruce Wayne. The other is an immortal, divine, princess from Themyscira whose real identity is Diana Prince. Batman and Wonder Woman love each other. Bruce Wayne and Diana Prince would undoubtedly start a family together if villains did not continue to wreak havoc. Both complete one another. Wonderbat is an exceedingly popular couple in fiction. Countless people ship Bruce Wayne and Diana Prince. Wonder Woman’s heart belongs to Batman and Batman’s heart belongs to Wonder Woman. Number one DC comic book romantic pairing.

Person 1: Could you think of a couple in fiction that are made for one another?
Person 2: Wonderbat definitely!

Person 1: If Bruce Wayne were to end up with someone and form a family with, who would it be?
Person 2: Absolutely Diana Prince! Ever heard of Wonderbat?

Wonderbat by JFK35 December 16, 2020

wasterbate 

to masterbate over something that isnt worth the time or the effort then realising what you have done.

"dude i need to jerk of so bad but if im afraid if i blow my load over the wrong thing it could turn it a total wasterbate nightmare"

wasterbate by Toffer92 April 13, 2010

Wanderbabe 

A female, typically an Instagram model, who poses in front of beautiful landscapes often wearing Blundstone boots, a mustard yellow top, a wide brimmed hat and a patterned blanket.

The stereotypical pose includes turning their back towards the camera, touching their hat, and dreamily looking off into the distance.

Refer to “Alpine Daddy” for the male version.

Have you checked out @chloe.chapdelaine’s Instagram page? She’s such a wanderbabe!

@camm_eng shoots banger photos of wanderbabes!

Wanderbabe by Hikesforlikes July 30, 2019

wanderbating 

To wander whilst masterbating. Frequently performed by those who get distracted easily and need a change of scenery. Painfully awkward for room mates, houseguests, parents, etc.

I once walked in on my brother while he was masturbating. Wait, I walked in on him while I was masturbating. I was wanderbating.

wanderbating by PhilFFI January 7, 2011

wankerbate 

1- Yet another term for masturbating

2- The act of masturbation ("wankerbation")

3- A worthless jerk-off ("wankerbator")

4- Speaking, singing, or writing alot without saying anything at all ("verbal, lyrical, or literary wankerbation")

It's time to wankerbate!

It seems that Luke is one with the wankerbation, Emperor.

Get out of my face, you damn wankerbator!

While some may find the works of (insert annoying author here) to be enlightening and insightful, I am quite turned off by the excessive amount of literary wankerbation that this asstard uses to completely dance around anything remotely resembling a point.

wankerbate by Batrastard April 21, 2003

Wanderbarf 

(verb)
To vomit while wandering drunkenly.

Just before passing out for the night, she wanderbarfed her way from the living room to the bathroom.

Wanderbarf by Lizzy Merchant April 15, 2014