Wankebrate

In celebration of an event/accomplishment you go have a wank.

Friend 1: Congratulations on getting that promotion man, did you go out to celebrate?
Friend 2: Nope, but I went and had me a wankebrate.

by VizShocker November 15, 2016

wankerage

An object or situation which leaves a person feeling frustrated and annoyed

"What a load of wankerage !"

by SabaKB October 30, 2008

wankerbate

1- Yet another term for masturbating

2- The act of masturbation ("wankerbation")

3- A worthless jerk-off ("wankerbator")

4- Speaking, singing, or writing alot without saying anything at all ("verbal, lyrical, or literary wankerbation")

It's time to wankerbate!

It seems that Luke is one with the wankerbation, Emperor.

Get out of my face, you damn wankerbator!

While some may find the works of (insert annoying author here) to be enlightening and insightful, I am quite turned off by the excessive amount of literary wankerbation that this asstard uses to completely dance around anything remotely resembling a point.

by Batrastard April 21, 2003

Wankerbate

To wank it in class, or in a school bathroom.

What John Croden did.

by Cody Longpré October 6, 2004

wankerbatting

When you spank your monkey with such force and grip it makes it burn when you pee.

"So, what's up with you?"
"It burns when I pee."
"Stop wankerbatting then!"

by TheJacker March 29, 2015

wankabration

to celebrate with a wank

Johnny's girlfriend was out of town, and received a text with some awesome news, and jumped up and shouted "Fuck yeah! I'm going to have a wankabration".

by notjohnny December 8, 2016

wankurbate

To wankurbate is to basically masturbate ot to wank. The word was formed by combining parts of the two synonyms to create another synonym.

god all the boy goes on about is how he wankurbates.

by ftptptf December 24, 2004