wakerbate
an alternative to masturbate
meaning to engage in self-pleasuring activities in order to reach climax
meaning to engage in self-pleasuring activities in order to reach climax
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wasterbate
to masterbate over something that isnt worth the time or the effort then realising what you have done.
"dude i need to jerk of so bad but if im afraid if i blow my load over the wrong thing it could turn it a total wasterbate nightmare"
wasterbate by Toffer92 April 13, 2010
Related Words
wakerbate • wankerbate • Wackerbate • wackerbated • waterbate • Whakerbate • Wake n bate • Waker Baker • Watergate • waterhater2005
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waterhater2005 by Asshole999 March 14, 2022
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waterhater2005 by Asshole999 March 14, 2022
Watergate
1. The name of a (ugly) hotel in Washington, DC.
2. Used to refer to the events following the discovery of the break in of the Democratic headquarters in the Watergate hotel complex by operatives of the White House that lead to the resignation of President Nixon.
3. Used to refer to a political scandal.
2. Used to refer to the events following the discovery of the break in of the Democratic headquarters in the Watergate hotel complex by operatives of the White House that lead to the resignation of President Nixon.
3. Used to refer to a political scandal.
1. I'm staying at the Watergate.
2. After Watergate, people lost trust in the goverment.
3. Clinton had another Watergate on his hands with the Lewenski scandal.
2. After Watergate, people lost trust in the goverment.
3. Clinton had another Watergate on his hands with the Lewenski scandal.
Watergate by Performaman December 5, 2003
watergate
v., transitive
Taping over a door latch to prevent the door from locking. This verb is named in honor of the Watergate scandal, where this behavior was exhibited.
Taping over a door latch to prevent the door from locking. This verb is named in honor of the Watergate scandal, where this behavior was exhibited.
Who Watergated the doors?
watergate by Moggraider April 5, 2008
wankerbate
1- Yet another term for masturbating
2- The act of masturbation ("wankerbation")
3- A worthless jerk-off ("wankerbator")
4- Speaking, singing, or writing alot without saying anything at all ("verbal, lyrical, or literary wankerbation")
2- The act of masturbation ("wankerbation")
3- A worthless jerk-off ("wankerbator")
4- Speaking, singing, or writing alot without saying anything at all ("verbal, lyrical, or literary wankerbation")
It's time to wankerbate!
It seems that Luke is one with the wankerbation, Emperor.
Get out of my face, you damn wankerbator!
While some may find the works of (insert annoying author here) to be enlightening and insightful, I am quite turned off by the excessive amount of literary wankerbation that this asstard uses to completely dance around anything remotely resembling a point.
It seems that Luke is one with the wankerbation, Emperor.
Get out of my face, you damn wankerbator!
While some may find the works of (insert annoying author here) to be enlightening and insightful, I am quite turned off by the excessive amount of literary wankerbation that this asstard uses to completely dance around anything remotely resembling a point.
wankerbate by Batrastard April 21, 2003
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