wanksuit

A wearable device providing haptic feedback to the body, solely for erotic purposes.

Honey, I told you not to wash my wanksuit at 60°!

wanksuit by jimseviltwin July 16, 2016

Wankshit 

Sperm coming out of your dick during wanking.

Babe, I will swallow your whole wankshit !

Wankshit by Top Mason March 17, 2015

wanksmith 

Noun (derog.): 1. One who wanks to a degree that it could be considered a technical art.

I caught Jimmy Ipswitch in the toilet again. Guy's such a wanksmith.

wanksmith by Hans Vroken March 16, 2007

wankshit 

The fine art of having a wank whilst simultaneously taking a dump.

Dude 1: Whatcha get up to last night man?
Dude 2: Stayed in and had a well good wankshit.
Dude 1: Sweet!

wankshit by psyclopse October 20, 2007

wanksultation 

Noun, chiefly Br. Eng.

Contraction of Wank + Consultation.

1. When you're unsure if you're attracted to someone, so you fantasize about them when having some "alone time" to help you decide.*

2. When you and a co-worker-with-benefits find an empty meeting room for a quick bit of hanky panky on company time.*

*Neither of these things have much in common with good decision making.

1. Hmm do I really like this Eric guy? I guess consulting the spankbank for a wouldn't hurt my chances at finding out!

2. Hey Janet, you got 5 minutes? I'm stressed out about this deadline and I could really use a quick wanksultation in the breakout room.

wanksultation by EdgarLongstaff November 18, 2020

Wankspittle 

The dribble of wank at the corner of a careless wiper's mouth.

Emily, You've left a bit of wankspittle.

Wankspittle by Tom November 13, 2003

wankshit 

A complete dickhead who publicly performs disgusting stunts to make himself look cool/hard.

"Dean you wankshit, get that shit out your mouth"

wankshit by Zoeish May 9, 2005