food snake

A turd, a shit. Especially a long, curling one, bonus points if an entire shot comprises a single, magnificent brown anaconda.
Hey Johnny, come get a load of this food snake someone couldn't flush in cubicle 3.
by EdgarLongstaff December 25, 2023
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food snake

A turd, a shit. Especially a long, curling one, bonus points if an entire shot comprises a single, magnificent brown anaconda.
Hey Johnny, come check out this giant food snake someone couldn't flush in cubicle 3.
by EdgarLongstaff December 25, 2023
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wanksultation

Noun, chiefly Br. Eng.

Contraction of Wank + Consultation.

1. When you're unsure if you're attracted to someone, so you fantasize about them when having some "alone time" to help you decide.*

2. When you and a co-worker-with-benefits find an empty meeting room for a quick bit of hanky panky on company time.*

*Neither of these things have much in common with good decision making.
1. Hmm do I really like this Eric guy? I guess consulting the spankbank for a wouldn't hurt my chances at finding out!

2. Hey Janet, you got 5 minutes? I'm stressed out about this deadline and I could really use a quick wanksultation in the breakout room.
by EdgarLongstaff November 18, 2020
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