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wanksmith 

Noun (derog.): 1. One who wanks to a degree that it could be considered a technical art.
I caught Jimmy Ipswitch in the toilet again. Guy's such a wanksmith.
wanksmith by Hans Vroken March 16, 2007
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Wankshit 

Sperm coming out of your dick during wanking.
Babe, I will swallow your whole wankshit !
Wankshit by Top Mason March 17, 2015
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Wanksight 

A realization or epiphany that’s gained after orgasming.
After sleeping with him/her I realized how much of a bad decision that was.

Post nut clarity is another way to say “wanksight”
Wanksight by H1837 April 20, 2022
A Warsmith of the Iron Warriors Traitor Legion is the equivalent of a Chaos Lord in other, lesser, Legions. Each Warsmith commands a Great Company. Pre-Heresy this would consist of around 1,000 Space Marines; but now they vary enormously.
"We fight the long war, not through vain votions of duty and honour, but through a far purer purpose: hatred. At the height of our glory we were betrayed and cast out by our kin. Guilliman, Dorn, Sanguinius-these are names I curse. Horus, Perturabo, Angron-these are names I revere, names I would follow to the very end. It is this hatred that has sustained me throuh the long millenia. I tend it with bitterness. I nurture it with the deaths of my former brothers. For I know that when the end is upon us and Horus is returned, then the false emperor shall be cast down from his sepulchural Golden Throne, and we shall take our rightful place at the side of Horus, the true Emperor of Mankind." Ferrous Ironclaw, Warsmith of the Iron Warriors Second Grand Company
Warsmith by Adam April 14, 2005

wankshit 

The fine art of having a wank whilst simultaneously taking a dump.
Dude 1: Whatcha get up to last night man?
Dude 2: Stayed in and had a well good wankshit.
Dude 1: Sweet!
wankshit by psyclopse October 20, 2007

yanksmith 

1) An expert street thief, who has people buying his stolen goods.

2) Someone who makes/sells pirate copy DVDs, CDs, and other things like that.

3) To steal out of a bag, handbag, pocket, etc.
1) I'm going to get some stuff off the yanksmith.

2) The yanksmith in the Shopping Centre has the new FPS game from Nintendo.

3) Damn it! I've been yanksmithed!
yanksmith by Yhtomit December 11, 2006

Waxsmith 

A very talented individual, one who can mold wax into various useful objects in the absence of a real one such as an ash tray.
Scenario: Friends in a pub
Tom: shit..dya have an ashtray?
Roise the Waxsmith: gimme 2mins a candle and some fire...'
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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