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wankshit 

The fine art of having a wank whilst simultaneously taking a dump.
Dude 1: Whatcha get up to last night man?
Dude 2: Stayed in and had a well good wankshit.
Dude 1: Sweet!
wankshit by psyclopse October 20, 2007
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wankshit 

A complete dickhead who publicly performs disgusting stunts to make himself look cool/hard.
"Dean you wankshit, get that shit out your mouth"
wankshit by Zoeish May 9, 2005

wanksmith 

Noun (derog.): 1. One who wanks to a degree that it could be considered a technical art.
I caught Jimmy Ipswitch in the toilet again. Guy's such a wanksmith.
wanksmith by Hans Vroken March 16, 2007
some shit that is not legit. illegitimate shit.
I just weighed this Squeef, and it is light. This is wackshit.
wackshit by wackassshit August 26, 2014

wangshitter 

My french teacher is a wangshitter
wangshitter by Word Master123 August 24, 2006

Wank shit 

when yu finna nut but its so good that yu shit yurself
oh yea na it’s just a casual wank shit Sunday.
Wank shit by daddy’s rookie April 18, 2018
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026
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