walstoned

When you get a girl/guy stolen from you that you have been working on all night and your don’t pay the person back for the drinks .

That fucker walstoned me

by ECGFT June 14, 2018

Jay Wilsoned

The act of taking something which has a legacy, and much loved following and destroying it.

Diablo 3 got totally Jay Wilsoned!

by Arthur Widdle July 5, 2012

Sleepy Waltone

The Sexual act between two men that involves one man laying on the other man's back. The man on top licks the man's asshole and sticks his curved penis in the man's mouth.

*Required* You must have a curved penis or you wont be able to reach the guy's mouth.

Guy: Hey guess what I did at the party last night!
Girl: What did you do? I hope it was exciting.
Guy: Chris took me to his bed and pulled a Sleepy Waltone on me. I had to go to the dentist the next day.

"The doctor gave Chris a check up which is specifically called a Sleepy Waltone."

by Waltonanator July 29, 2006

westoned

Burned. To suffer burning of the skin. Especially severe or 3rd degree burns.

Taken from 'Simon Weston', famous Welsh burns victim who was brainwashed into getting toasted for 'Queen and country', along with 150 other sheeple, aboard RFA Sir Galahad. Compare: reeved

"I nearly westoned myself with a pop-tart earlier!"

by Goatlips August 20, 2008

Watszoned

When a person shows off or makes a smart-ass remark and all you can do is stare, nod, praise them, roll your eyes at them or a combination of the four. Seen frequently in BBC' Sherlock between Sherlock and John.

Sherlock Holmes: Her coat is slightly damp; she's been in heavy rain in the last few hours. No rain anywhere in London in that time. Under her coat collar is damp too; she's turned it up against the wind. She's got an umbrella in her left-hand pocket, but it's dry and unused: not just wind, strong wind, too strong to use her umbrella. We know from her suitcase that she was intending to stay overnight, so she must have come a decent distance, but she can't have traveled more than two or three hours because her coat still hasn't dried. So, where has there been heavy rain and strong wind within the radius of that travel time? Cardiff.
Watszoned Dr John Watson: That's fantastic!

Sherlock Holmes: Do you know you do that out loud?
Dr John Watson: Sorry. I'll shut up.
Sherlock Holmes: No, it's... fine.

by Holmes, Sherlock Holmes. November 27, 2012

wellstoned

To die in a plane crash after being a strong vocal critic of an unpopular political position. To have alot of enemies and to be whacked mysteriously.

Too bad about Paul...how he got wellstoned and all.

by Limpy Ho May 1, 2003

Owen Wilsoned

To be owned in the ass twice as hard as regular ownage. To be Owen Wilsoned is an honor.

Did you see that guy get murked for an Owen Wilsoned? I sure did and it was hella tight bro; I mean who sees someone gets Owen Wilsoned that hard?

by 11swilson March 6, 2009