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Jay Wilsoned

The act of taking something which has a legacy, and much loved following and destroying it.
Diablo 3 got totally Jay Wilsoned!
Jay Wilsoned by Arthur Widdle July 5, 2012
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Sleepy Waltone 

The Sexual act between two men that involves one man laying on the other man's back. The man on top licks the man's asshole and sticks his curved penis in the man's mouth.

*Required* You must have a curved penis or you wont be able to reach the guy's mouth.
Guy: Hey guess what I did at the party last night!
Girl: What did you do? I hope it was exciting.
Guy: Chris took me to his bed and pulled a Sleepy Waltone on me. I had to go to the dentist the next day.

"The doctor gave Chris a check up which is specifically called a Sleepy Waltone."
Sleepy Waltone by Waltonanator July 29, 2006

westoned 

Burned. To suffer burning of the skin. Especially severe or 3rd degree burns.

Taken from 'Simon Weston', famous Welsh burns victim who was brainwashed into getting toasted for 'Queen and country', along with 150 other sheeple, aboard RFA Sir Galahad. Compare: reeved
"I nearly westoned myself with a pop-tart earlier!"
westoned by Goatlips August 20, 2008
When a person shows off or makes a smart-ass remark and all you can do is stare, nod, praise them, roll your eyes at them or a combination of the four. Seen frequently in BBC' Sherlock between Sherlock and John.
Sherlock Holmes: Her coat is slightly damp; she's been in heavy rain in the last few hours. No rain anywhere in London in that time. Under her coat collar is damp too; she's turned it up against the wind. She's got an umbrella in her left-hand pocket, but it's dry and unused: not just wind, strong wind, too strong to use her umbrella. We know from her suitcase that she was intending to stay overnight, so she must have come a decent distance, but she can't have traveled more than two or three hours because her coat still hasn't dried. So, where has there been heavy rain and strong wind within the radius of that travel time? Cardiff.
Watszoned Dr John Watson: That's fantastic!

Sherlock Holmes: Do you know you do that out loud?
Dr John Watson: Sorry. I'll shut up.
Sherlock Holmes: No, it's... fine.
Watszoned by Holmes, Sherlock Holmes. November 27, 2012

wellstoned 

To die in a plane crash after being a strong vocal critic of an unpopular political position. To have alot of enemies and to be whacked mysteriously.
Too bad about Paul...how he got wellstoned and all.
wellstoned by Limpy Ho May 1, 2003

Owen Wilsoned 

To be owned in the ass twice as hard as regular ownage. To be Owen Wilsoned is an honor.
Did you see that guy get murked for an Owen Wilsoned? I sure did and it was hella tight bro; I mean who sees someone gets Owen Wilsoned that hard?
Owen Wilsoned by 11swilson March 6, 2009
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
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fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
Word of the Day on October 17, 2026
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