walstoned
When you get a girl/guy stolen from you that you have been working on all night and your don’t pay the person back for the drinks .
That fucker walstoned me
Words you can keep
Jay Wilsoned
Jay Wilsoned by Arthur Widdle July 5, 2012
Sleepy Waltone
The Sexual act between two men that involves one man laying on the other man's back. The man on top licks the man's asshole and sticks his curved penis in the man's mouth.
*Required* You must have a curved penis or you wont be able to reach the guy's mouth.
*Required* You must have a curved penis or you wont be able to reach the guy's mouth.
Guy: Hey guess what I did at the party last night!
Girl: What did you do? I hope it was exciting.
Guy: Chris took me to his bed and pulled a Sleepy Waltone on me. I had to go to the dentist the next day.
"The doctor gave Chris a check up which is specifically called a Sleepy Waltone."
Girl: What did you do? I hope it was exciting.
Guy: Chris took me to his bed and pulled a Sleepy Waltone on me. I had to go to the dentist the next day.
"The doctor gave Chris a check up which is specifically called a Sleepy Waltone."
Sleepy Waltone by Waltonanator July 29, 2006
Watszoned
When a person shows off or makes a smart-ass remark and all you can do is stare, nod, praise them, roll your eyes at them or a combination of the four. Seen frequently in BBC' Sherlock between Sherlock and John.
Sherlock Holmes: Her coat is slightly damp; she's been in heavy rain in the last few hours. No rain anywhere in London in that time. Under her coat collar is damp too; she's turned it up against the wind. She's got an umbrella in her left-hand pocket, but it's dry and unused: not just wind, strong wind, too strong to use her umbrella. We know from her suitcase that she was intending to stay overnight, so she must have come a decent distance, but she can't have traveled more than two or three hours because her coat still hasn't dried. So, where has there been heavy rain and strong wind within the radius of that travel time? Cardiff.
Watszoned Dr John Watson: That's fantastic!
Sherlock Holmes: Do you know you do that out loud?
Dr John Watson: Sorry. I'll shut up.
Sherlock Holmes: No, it's... fine.
Watszoned Dr John Watson: That's fantastic!
Sherlock Holmes: Do you know you do that out loud?
Dr John Watson: Sorry. I'll shut up.
Sherlock Holmes: No, it's... fine.
Watszoned by Holmes, Sherlock Holmes. November 27, 2012
wellstoned
To die in a plane crash after being a strong vocal critic of an unpopular political position. To have alot of enemies and to be whacked mysteriously.
wellstoned by Limpy Ho May 1, 2003
Owen Wilsoned
Did you see that guy get murked for an Owen Wilsoned? I sure did and it was hella tight bro; I mean who sees someone gets Owen Wilsoned that hard?
Owen Wilsoned by 11swilson March 6, 2009
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dirrty
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Coyote Ugly
1. Place
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026
Literally 1984
Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026
Back when I lived in upstate new york
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
TLDU
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
Me: Woah! TLDU!
Me: Woah! TLDU!