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Wanksteve
Raymar: "Dude yesterday my girlfriend gave me a blumpkin!"
Dez: "Oh yea? My girlfriend gave me a reverse blumpkin and then she made me a grilled cheese."
Sasha: " Raymar you are always getting Wanksteved."
Dez: "Oh yea? My girlfriend gave me a reverse blumpkin and then she made me a grilled cheese."
Sasha: " Raymar you are always getting Wanksteved."
Wanksteve by judges beatbox May 15, 2009
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Wanksteve • wankster • wankstein • wanksterbating • wangsterette • Wankateer • Wanksbedexterous • wanksleep • wankstead • Wanksterbag
wankster
Someone that pretends to be a ganster and tries to talk in gangster language and wear ganster clothes when the really don't know anything about being a ganster.
Dexter Yee, that wankster, said, "Fasho, yo, mo' fo'" when trying to impress Nick Honda, the gangster.
wankster by happeekoikoikoi September 19, 2004
the original wankster
when a boy gets caught beating off in class. he is now claimed as a living legend, and or the original wankster.
when the original wankster, cody cole, was in spanish class he decided it was a good idea to whip his dick out and jerk his meat
the original wankster by cody cole December 2, 2009
Sleepy-time Wanksta (Wankster)
Sleepy-time wankster
Adjective/ˈslēpē/tīm/wanksta
A person that attempts to appear or behave ''Gangster'', by dressing in inappropriately over-sized clothing (or sleepwear) that resembles the bedclothes of children (sometimes achieved through the use of matching sets).
Adjective/ˈslēpē/tīm/wanksta
A person that attempts to appear or behave ''Gangster'', by dressing in inappropriately over-sized clothing (or sleepwear) that resembles the bedclothes of children (sometimes achieved through the use of matching sets).
"Hey yo Eli! You seen dat "Sleepy-time Wanksta (Wankster)" over there buyin' chicken and honey-nut cheerios?! High-ass fool need to buy a fuckin' belt!"
"What a cute lil' sleepy-time wanksta wankster! Awww. He looks so comfortable! Like, he could just curl up into a ball and fall asleep on the DMV floor!"
"The only thing that looks uncomfortable on that sleepy-time wankster is his hat. Did he starch that fucking thing, or did he buy it this morning??"
"What a cute lil' sleepy-time wanksta wankster! Awww. He looks so comfortable! Like, he could just curl up into a ball and fall asleep on the DMV floor!"
"The only thing that looks uncomfortable on that sleepy-time wankster is his hat. Did he starch that fucking thing, or did he buy it this morning??"
Sleepy-time Wanksta (Wankster) by Señor Nutz August 22, 2011
Wanksbedexterous
Wanksbedexterous by Henreh March 11, 2006
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Soul digger
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pod person
A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
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dead drop
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
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