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Wanksteve 

adj. Being of the utmost badassness

n. A person who possesses the qualities of a lion, a bear, and an adventure hero.
But officer, im Wanksteve!
Wanksteve by wanksteve February 4, 2008
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Wanksteve 

Raymar: "Dude yesterday my girlfriend gave me a blumpkin!"

Dez: "Oh yea? My girlfriend gave me a reverse blumpkin and then she made me a grilled cheese."

Sasha: " Raymar you are always getting Wanksteved."
Wanksteve by judges beatbox May 15, 2009

wankster 

Someone that pretends to be a ganster and tries to talk in gangster language and wear ganster clothes when the really don't know anything about being a ganster.
Dexter Yee, that wankster, said, "Fasho, yo, mo' fo'" when trying to impress Nick Honda, the gangster.
wankster by happeekoikoikoi September 19, 2004

Wankstore 

A store filled with wanks e.g. a place filled with individuals who wank, are wanking, or who place high scores on the wank-o-meter. Ya dig?
"Hey Tomothy you wanna go to da Starbucks?"
"Hellz to the no! That place is a wankstore"
"Oh shizer!"
Wankstore by Genitalius September 20, 2007

the original wankster 

when a boy gets caught beating off in class. he is now claimed as a living legend, and or the original wankster.
when the original wankster, cody cole, was in spanish class he decided it was a good idea to whip his dick out and jerk his meat
the original wankster by cody cole December 2, 2009

Sleepy-time Wanksta (Wankster) 

Sleepy-time wankster
Adjective/ˈslēpē/tīm/wanksta

A person that attempts to appear or behave ''Gangster'', by dressing in inappropriately over-sized clothing (or sleepwear) that resembles the bedclothes of children (sometimes achieved through the use of matching sets).
"Hey yo Eli! You seen dat "Sleepy-time Wanksta (Wankster)" over there buyin' chicken and honey-nut cheerios?! High-ass fool need to buy a fuckin' belt!"

"What a cute lil' sleepy-time wanksta wankster! Awww. He looks so comfortable! Like, he could just curl up into a ball and fall asleep on the DMV floor!"

"The only thing that looks uncomfortable on that sleepy-time wankster is his hat. Did he starch that fucking thing, or did he buy it this morning??"

Wanksbedexterous

Being able to Wank with both arms. A useful skill when tired
"Oww. God my right arm hurts. Luckily I'm Wanksbedexterous!"
Wanksbedexterous by Henreh March 11, 2006
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crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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murderhobo 

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murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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Concrete cowboy 

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Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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