wanksmoke

Another word for little divvi or pussyo

Or

Someone who can’t smoke the green without coughing

Bro you think you’ll do my man ?

Ye the fucking wanksmoke

Or

Your just a wanksmoke can’t even hack a bong you

by El chapo bruddaz January 4, 2025

Wankstore

A store filled with wanks e.g. a place filled with individuals who wank, are wanking, or who place high scores on the wank-o-meter. Ya dig?

"Hey Tomothy you wanna go to da Starbucks?"
"Hellz to the no! That place is a wankstore"
"Oh shizer!"

by Genitalius September 20, 2007

Wankypokey

The act whereby indviduals will engage in a number of physical and sexual acts together and which ultimately leads to intercourse.

The girl met the boy in the club and decided to take him home for a bit of wankypokey.

by EvaSims January 4, 2012

wankstone

somebody who gets on your nerves or pisses u off or is a toser.

he's a wankstone or plainly wankstone

by maz xxx April 4, 2006

WankMoes

Anyone that wears a customized snuggie to articulate their allegiance to a team or organization.

Did you see those two WankMoes on the corporate website? I wonder what they are doing with those unseen digits?

by sinjin313 December 23, 2009

Wankshake

When you haven't washed your hands since you last had a wank and have now found yourself shaking hands with somebody important.

Dave shook hands with his girlfriends father. He remembered how he hadn't washed his hands since having a wank and awkwardly made eye contact with him. It was a Wankshake!

by Inappropriate Handshake March 22, 2016

Wankmonkey

Uncommon Scottish insult, typically used against people obsessed with primates such as monkeys.

"You bloody wankmonkey!"

by Elithris January 23, 2022