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wank-biscuit 

1. Someone who is not actually a wanker, but a more mild one.
2. Posh term for "Wanker"
You wank-biscuit, give me that back
wank-biscuit by Techno Joker May 31, 2003
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Wank Biscuit 

Wank Biscuit is a game played by a group of 3 or over males! It involves all males participating to masturbate until they ejaculate onto a biscuit or cookie of thier choice preferably a digestive! All males must ejaculate onto the biscuit! The loser is the last male to ejaculate onto the now high protine snack! As a forfiet the loser must eat the biscuit!
BOB: who wants to play wank Biscuit?
Dave: Erm......No!
Sam: Yeah!
Rick: Go on then!
Pete: Okay!
Bob: HA! Three against one Dave your Playin!
Dave: For fuck sake! I never win?
Bob: You love it you sick fuck!
Wank Biscuit by mike doom July 12, 2004

wank biscuit 

Them Limp Bizkit phonies can't even spell the name of their own band. It is spelt +Wank Biscuit+, you assface.

wank biscuit 

1) A juvenile (and British) term for someone who masturbates often.

2) A general derogatory term for someone who is disliked.

3) A delicious shortbread-based product filled with a white and sticky fluid which is being called "semen", produced by the Wankâ„¢ Corporation.
1) "Dude, you need to cut down on how much you masturbate, you fuckin' wank biscuit."

2) "Shut the hell up, wank biscuit."

3) "Wank Biscuits. Now with 50% more semen!"
wank biscuit by Meik April 2, 2003

wankbuscuit

1. Somebody who is a wanker

2. Insult for somebody both retarded and mentally backwards
Timmy you wankbuscuit!
wankbuscuit by Shavar March 14, 2005

Wankbiscuit 

Your fucking wankbiscuit, you broke my Power Rangers toy.
Wankbiscuit by Captain Doormat January 16, 2004

wackbiscuit 

Paramedic term for an individual who is having some sort of mental illness.
"We had to call medcontrol and knock up the wackbiscuit with some Thorazine."
wackbiscuit by Crawlover July 3, 2004
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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