whiffy

A pungent odor.

See mung.

by Crawlover July 03, 2004

dent

A crappy car, usually a first car. Mine was a '79 Dodge Aspen. See also beater.

"Nice dent. Close out sale at the demo derby?"

by Crawlover July 03, 2004

yoniform

Police term for camoflage consisting of an oversize white T-shirt and baggy blue jeans. Worn by urban youth in an attempt to produce a vague and unhelpful suspect lookout.

"Lookout's for two code-one males, yoniformed. That's about half the fucking city, so have another donut, bunky."

by Crawlover November 07, 2005

browncapping

Having an emergent need to defecate.

"I'm browncapping so bad I'm going to turtlehead if we don't find a bathroom soon."

by Crawlover July 03, 2004

wackbiscuit

Paramedic term for an individual who is having some sort of mental illness.

"We had to call medcontrol and knock up the wackbiscuit with some Thorazine."

by Crawlover July 03, 2004

shitbox

Firefighter's term for an ambulance.

"Christ, this is the third trick in a row the Captain's put me on the shitbox. No prob, I'd rather run some whiffy rectal bleed than a house fire."

by Crawlover July 03, 2004

clock weights

Testicles, esp. pendulous ones

"So I kick open the door to the locker room and Fred's bent over in front of his locker, and I'm seeing his starfish and clock weights. My retinas are burning."

by Crawlover July 03, 2004