Crawlover's definitions

shitbox

Firefighter's term for an ambulance.

"Christ, this is the third trick in a row the Captain's put me on the shitbox. No prob, I'd rather run some whiffy rectal bleed than a house fire."

by Crawlover July 3, 2004

yoniform

Police term for camoflage consisting of an oversize white T-shirt and baggy blue jeans. Worn by urban youth in an attempt to produce a vague and unhelpful suspect lookout.

"Lookout's for two code-one males, yoniformed. That's about half the fucking city, so have another donut, bunky."

by Crawlover November 7, 2005

dent

A crappy car, usually a first car. Mine was a '79 Dodge Aspen. See also beater.

"Nice dent. Close out sale at the demo derby?"

by Crawlover July 3, 2004

pickle tickle

To have sex. Used in the movie "A League of Their Own" and spoken by Jon Lovitz.

"Aw, dry yer eyes. Yeah, I'm going to go home, have a shave and a shower, give the wife a little pickle tickle."

by Crawlover July 3, 2004

whiffy

A pungent odor.

See mung.

by Crawlover July 3, 2004

clock weights

Testicles, esp. pendulous ones

"So I kick open the door to the locker room and Fred's bent over in front of his locker, and I'm seeing his starfish and clock weights. My retinas are burning."

by Crawlover July 3, 2004

browncapping

Having an emergent need to defecate.

"I'm browncapping so bad I'm going to turtlehead if we don't find a bathroom soon."

by Crawlover July 3, 2004