"So I kick open the door to the locker room and Fred's bent over in front of his locker, and I'm seeing his starfish and clock weights. My retinas are burning."
by Crawlover July 03, 2004

"Aw, dry yer eyes. Yeah, I'm going to go home, have a shave and a shower, give the wife a little pickle tickle."
by Crawlover July 03, 2004

"Christ, this is the third trick in a row the Captain's put me on the shitbox. No prob, I'd rather run some whiffy rectal bleed than a house fire."
by Crawlover July 03, 2004

by Crawlover July 03, 2004

Police term for camoflage consisting of an oversize white T-shirt and baggy blue jeans. Worn by urban youth in an attempt to produce a vague and unhelpful suspect lookout.
"Lookout's for two code-one males, yoniformed. That's about half the fucking city, so have another donut, bunky."
by Crawlover November 07, 2005

by Crawlover July 03, 2004
