Definitions by Crawlover

yoniform 

Police term for camoflage consisting of an oversize white T-shirt and baggy blue jeans. Worn by urban youth in an attempt to produce a vague and unhelpful suspect lookout.

"Lookout's for two code-one males, yoniformed. That's about half the fucking city, so have another donut, bunky."

yoniform by Crawlover November 7, 2005

wackbiscuit 

Paramedic term for an individual who is having some sort of mental illness.

"We had to call medcontrol and knock up the wackbiscuit with some Thorazine."

wackbiscuit by Crawlover July 3, 2004

whiffy 

A pungent odor.

See mung.

whiffy by Crawlover July 3, 2004

shitbox 

Firefighter's term for an ambulance.

"Christ, this is the third trick in a row the Captain's put me on the shitbox. No prob, I'd rather run some whiffy rectal bleed than a house fire."

shitbox by Crawlover July 3, 2004

clock weights

Testicles, esp. pendulous ones

"So I kick open the door to the locker room and Fred's bent over in front of his locker, and I'm seeing his starfish and clock weights. My retinas are burning."

clock weights by Crawlover July 3, 2004

pickle tickle 

To have sex. Used in the movie "A League of Their Own" and spoken by Jon Lovitz.

"Aw, dry yer eyes. Yeah, I'm going to go home, have a shave and a shower, give the wife a little pickle tickle."

pickle tickle by Crawlover July 3, 2004

dent 

A crappy car, usually a first car. Mine was a '79 Dodge Aspen. See also beater.

"Nice dent. Close out sale at the demo derby?"

dent by Crawlover July 3, 2004