wackbiscuit 

Paramedic term for an individual who is having some sort of mental illness.

"We had to call medcontrol and knock up the wackbiscuit with some Thorazine."

wackbiscuit by Crawlover July 3, 2004

wankbuscuit

1. Somebody who is a wanker

2. Insult for somebody both retarded and mentally backwards

Timmy you wankbuscuit!

wankbuscuit by Shavar March 14, 2005

Wankbiscuit 

Harsh insult.

Your fucking wankbiscuit, you broke my Power Rangers toy.

Wankbiscuit by Captain Doormat January 16, 2004

whackabiscuit 

Premade, refrigerated biscuit dough in a cardboard can. So called because if you unwrap the can, you sometimes have to whack the side of it on the counter for it to open. Pricewise, at ~$2 for a 4-pack, they're the bread equivalent of instant ramen.

You aren't seriously thinking you're going to impress her with Prego and whackabiscuits, are you? Would you at least make one thing that doesn't come out of a can?

whackabiscuit by Lady Csyde October 7, 2010