9 definitions by Meik

1) A wagon often inhabited by various sluts.

2) A wagon that has "SLUT" written across it in burning letters on the side.
1) Bill: "Yeah Bob, i'm gonna go fuck everyone over at the Slut Wagon tonight."

Bob: "Dude, i've already been there."

2) "Holy shit, check out that Slut wagon on the other side of the road!"
by Meik April 4, 2003
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1) A term most commonly used for when people describe that they don't know, or have not done anything.

2) Probably the name of some guy somewhere, who i'd -really- like to meet.
Bob: "Bill, what do you know about egg products?"

Bill: "Heh, Jack shit, Bob."
by Meik April 2, 2003
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That white shit that the crew in the Matrix eat.
"Here 'ya go buddy, Breakfast of Champions."
by Meik April 2, 2003
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1) A juvenile (and British) term for someone who masturbates often.

2) A general derogatory term for someone who is disliked.

3) A delicious muffin product filled with a white and sticky fluid which is being called "semen", produced by the Wank™ Corporation.
1) "Dude, you need to cut down on how much you masturbate, you fuckin' wank muffin."

2) "Shut the hell up, wank muffin."

3) "Wank Muffins. Now with 50% more semen!"
by Meik April 4, 2003
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1) A juvenile (and British) term for someone who masturbates often.

2) A general derogatory term for someone who is disliked.

3) A delicious shortbread-based product filled with a white and sticky fluid which is being called "semen", produced by the Wank™ Corporation.
1) "Dude, you need to cut down on how much you masturbate, you fuckin' wank biscuit."

2) "Shut the hell up, wank biscuit."

3) "Wank Biscuits. Now with 50% more semen!"
by Meik April 2, 2003
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1) Female who spills coffee down your clothes.
".. What the fuck. You stupid fucking coffee bitch, go to hell."
by Meik May 6, 2003
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Dollar sign.

Two or more of these together can either be a short way to talk about money over the internet, and can also be used to describe something that is really cool/great/elite etc.
1) That will be $2.95, please.

2) Come on, give me some free $$$!

3) Dude, that is so fucking $$$.
by Meik April 2, 2003
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