Meik's definitions

Coffee Bitch

1) Female who spills coffee down your clothes.

".. What the fuck. You stupid fucking coffee bitch, go to hell."

by Meik May 6, 2003

Wank Muffin

1) A juvenile (and British) term for someone who masturbates often.

2) A general derogatory term for someone who is disliked.

3) A delicious muffin product filled with a white and sticky fluid which is being called "semen", produced by the Wank™ Corporation.

1) "Dude, you need to cut down on how much you masturbate, you fuckin' wank muffin."

2) "Shut the hell up, wank muffin."

3) "Wank Muffins. Now with 50% more semen!"

by Meik April 3, 2003

Slut Wagon

1) A wagon often inhabited by various sluts.

2) A wagon that has "SLUT" written across it in burning letters on the side.

1) Bill: "Yeah Bob, i'm gonna go fuck everyone over at the Slut Wagon tonight."

Bob: "Dude, i've already been there."

2) "Holy shit, check out that Slut wagon on the other side of the road!"

by Meik April 3, 2003

wank biscuit

1) A juvenile (and British) term for someone who masturbates often.

2) A general derogatory term for someone who is disliked.

3) A delicious shortbread-based product filled with a white and sticky fluid which is being called "semen", produced by the Wank™ Corporation.

1) "Dude, you need to cut down on how much you masturbate, you fuckin' wank biscuit."

2) "Shut the hell up, wank biscuit."

3) "Wank Biscuits. Now with 50% more semen!"

by Meik April 2, 2003

Breakfast of Champions

That white shit that the crew in the Matrix eat.

"Here 'ya go buddy, Breakfast of Champions."

by Meik April 2, 2003

goldeneye

1) The first James Bond movie to star Pierce Brosnan as Bond.

2) Considered as one of the best video games on the Nintendo 64

"Best game on the N64? Goldeneye, man!"

by Meik April 2, 2003

Wee

1) British term used by parents to small children when talking about urinating.

2) Term used by Scottish people to describe something that is small.

3) Used to describe various animal noises.

1) "Mommy, i'm just going to go for a wee!"

2) "Aye, thats a wee penis ya' got there."

3) .. "Wee!"

by Meik April 2, 2003