1) A juvenile (and
British) term for someone who masturbates often.
2) A general derogatory term for someone who is disliked.
3) A delicious shortbread-based product filled with a white and
sticky fluid which is being called "semen", produced by the
Wank™ Corporation.
1) "Dude, you need to cut down on how much you
masturbate, you fuckin' wank
biscuit."
2) "Shut the hell up, wank
biscuit."
3) "Wank Biscuits. Now with 50% more semen!"