Wank Biscuit is a game played by a group of 3 or over males! It involves all males participating to masturbate until they ejaculate onto a biscuit or cookie of thier choice preferably a digestive! All males must ejaculate onto the biscuit! The loser is the last male to ejaculate onto the now high protine snack! As a forfiet the loser must eat the biscuit!
BOB: who wants to play wank Biscuit?
Dave: Erm......No!
Sam: Yeah!
Rick: Go on then!
Pete: Okay!
Bob: HA! Three against one Dave your Playin!
Dave: For fuck sake! I never win?
Bob: You love it you sick fuck!
Dave: Erm......No!
Sam: Yeah!
Rick: Go on then!
Pete: Okay!
Bob: HA! Three against one Dave your Playin!
Dave: For fuck sake! I never win?
Bob: You love it you sick fuck!
by mike doom July 12, 2004
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No youβre the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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by ecogoth December 30, 2020
by Captain Doormat January 16, 2004
by Techno Joker May 31, 2003
Them Limp Bizkit phonies can't even spell the name of their own band. It is spelt +Wank Biscuit+, you assface.
by Bastardized Bottomburp May 04, 2003
1) A juvenile (and British) term for someone who masturbates often.
2) A general derogatory term for someone who is disliked.
3) A delicious shortbread-based product filled with a white and sticky fluid which is being called "semen", produced by the Wankβ’ Corporation.
2) A general derogatory term for someone who is disliked.
3) A delicious shortbread-based product filled with a white and sticky fluid which is being called "semen", produced by the Wankβ’ Corporation.
1) "Dude, you need to cut down on how much you masturbate, you fuckin' wank biscuit."
2) "Shut the hell up, wank biscuit."
3) "Wank Biscuits. Now with 50% more semen!"
2) "Shut the hell up, wank biscuit."
3) "Wank Biscuits. Now with 50% more semen!"
by Meik April 02, 2003
Apr 22 trending
- 1. Watermelon Sugar
- 2. Ghetto Spread
- 3. Girls who eat carrots
- 4. sorority squat
- 5. Durk
- 6. Momala
- 7. knocking
- 8. Dog shot
- 9. sputnik
- 10. guvy
- 11. knockin'
- 12. nuke the fridge
- 13. obnoxion
- 14. Eee-o eleven
- 15. edward 40 hands
- 16. heels up
- 17. columbus
- 18. ain't got
- 19. UrbDic
- 20. yak shaving
- 21. Rush B Cyka Blyat
- 22. Pimp Nails
- 23. Backpedaling
- 24. Anol
- 25. got that
- 26. by the way
- 27. Wetter than an otter's pocket
- 28. soy face
- 29. TSIF
- 30. georgia rose

