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wank over by NE7_SHAGGER September 29, 2018
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national wank over ex day
on the 10th october every year it’s the time where u hunt down the nice photos ur ex sent you and have a great time to them and maybe even text her
national wank over ex day by hwggg October 9, 2025
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Wank It Over
Similar to think it over, but usually applies to matters relating to those of the opposite sex.
When unsure of weather to sleep with a girl, it is best to wank it over for the clarity of mind one recieves apres-orgasm.
You can then ponder the matter without hormones getting in the way of logic. Who may be hot when you are randy might actually be horrific, and you only see this after beating the bald bishop.
STDs, ugly features, weight problems or even gender may be overlooked pre-ejaculation.
This procedure can also be a good remedy for beer goggles syndrome.
When unsure of weather to sleep with a girl, it is best to wank it over for the clarity of mind one recieves apres-orgasm.
You can then ponder the matter without hormones getting in the way of logic. Who may be hot when you are randy might actually be horrific, and you only see this after beating the bald bishop.
STDs, ugly features, weight problems or even gender may be overlooked pre-ejaculation.
This procedure can also be a good remedy for beer goggles syndrome.
George: "Dude I think I might bang Clarissa"
Ollie: "Ah man I'd wank it over first she ain't that hot"
George: "Now there's a plan. Wanna help?"
Ollie: "You SERIOUSLY need a date with Palmala Handerson. I'll forget you asked that."
Ollie: "Ah man I'd wank it over first she ain't that hot"
George: "Now there's a plan. Wanna help?"
Ollie: "You SERIOUSLY need a date with Palmala Handerson. I'll forget you asked that."
Wank It Over by Wiseone911 December 9, 2008
over-elaborate wank
An act of masturbation, the details of which prove to be so labyrinthine in complexity, as to seriously compromise the chances of the protagonist surviving.
over-elaborate wank by stretchsa February 17, 2013
Fat over-bese wank fuck
The insult you use for a fat overweight man when you are so annoyed you muddle up your words but you really don’t care as it’s funny either way.
Oh George is such a Fat over-bese wank fuck! I meant over weight obese but it works and I don’t really care anymore AHAHAHAHAHHAA
Fat over-bese wank fuck by Man.Jam-o September 6, 2022
Wankoverable
Something or someone that one would happily tug his (or her) horn to for sexual pleasure or pain. Normally in preference to pornography or in sadistic cases, snuff films.
1) That picture of your little sister is wankoverable
2) That tablecloth is so wankoverable, I mean it will conveniently catch all my semen and I don't have to clean up afterwards. By the way, thanks for inviting me over for dinner
2) That tablecloth is so wankoverable, I mean it will conveniently catch all my semen and I don't have to clean up afterwards. By the way, thanks for inviting me over for dinner
Wankoverable by Cuddlesthesexybeast February 22, 2011
wankover
The practice of masturbation following a night of heavy drinking. Usually arises due to the intense boredom experienced when a hangover incapacitates you from doing anything but watching daytime TV and general moping about. Minimal satisfaction is to be expected, but it beats watching Home and Away.
Jesus man, last night was crazy, I got up at like two, watched some Maury then stared at a bowl of cereal for like twenty minutes. I had a wankover, but I was still drunk so it was like choking a dead chicken.
Man I was pretty hungover yesterday, I had like four aspirin but I still felt like crap. I had a wankover which helped, but then I feel asleep on the toilet.
Man I was pretty hungover yesterday, I had like four aspirin but I still felt like crap. I had a wankover which helped, but then I feel asleep on the toilet.