wank over

To obsess over someone/something to the extreme.

All that Audi drivers do is wank over horsepower.

by NE7_SHAGGER September 29, 2018

Wank It Over

Similar to think it over, but usually applies to matters relating to those of the opposite sex.
When unsure of weather to sleep with a girl, it is best to wank it over for the clarity of mind one recieves apres-orgasm.
You can then ponder the matter without hormones getting in the way of logic. Who may be hot when you are randy might actually be horrific, and you only see this after beating the bald bishop.
STDs, ugly features, weight problems or even gender may be overlooked pre-ejaculation.
This procedure can also be a good remedy for beer goggles syndrome.

George: "Dude I think I might bang Clarissa"
Ollie: "Ah man I'd wank it over first she ain't that hot"
George: "Now there's a plan. Wanna help?"
Ollie: "You SERIOUSLY need a date with Palmala Handerson. I'll forget you asked that."

by Wiseone911 December 9, 2008

Wanked all over

Occurs mainly whilst playing any form of game or even if you feel like it in everyday life

I was playing a game of FIFA and I wanked all over some nit but he got the win

You better fuck off before I wank all over you
I was playing chess and I got that motherfucker in checkmate needless to say he was about to be wanked all over

by torkyj February 3, 2020

national wank over ex day

on the 10th october every year it’s the time where u hunt down the nice photos ur ex sent you and have a great time to them and maybe even text her

happy national wank over ex day my favourite ex fancy sending send some nice photos baby

by hwggg October 9, 2025