wankover

The practice of masturbation following a night of heavy drinking. Usually arises due to the intense boredom experienced when a hangover incapacitates you from doing anything but watching daytime TV and general moping about. Minimal satisfaction is to be expected, but it beats watching Home and Away.

Jesus man, last night was crazy, I got up at like two, watched some Maury then stared at a bowl of cereal for like twenty minutes. I had a wankover, but I was still drunk so it was like choking a dead chicken.

Man I was pretty hungover yesterday, I had like four aspirin but I still felt like crap. I had a wankover which helped, but then I feel asleep on the toilet.

by amnsiac August 10, 2009

Wankoverable

Something or someone that one would happily tug his (or her) horn to for sexual pleasure or pain. Normally in preference to pornography or in sadistic cases, snuff films.

1) That picture of your little sister is wankoverable

2) That tablecloth is so wankoverable, I mean it will conveniently catch all my semen and I don't have to clean up afterwards. By the way, thanks for inviting me over for dinner

by Cuddlesthesexybeast February 03, 2011

wankoverable

Something that isn't explicitly sexual or particularly arousing on its own, but is worth masturbating to in a pinch. Still kinda arousing and much better than using your imagination.

'bro, your sister's instagram is fairly wankoverable with all her hot friends on there, but shes definitely no Taylor Swift'

'Jennifer Lawrence is wankoverable on the 'Hunger Games' DVD case if its the only thing you got in your room with you at the time'

by The_Alfmeister October 28, 2017