wankover 

The practice of masturbation following a night of heavy drinking. Usually arises due to the intense boredom experienced when a hangover incapacitates you from doing anything but watching daytime TV and general moping about. Minimal satisfaction is to be expected, but it beats watching Home and Away.

Jesus man, last night was crazy, I got up at like two, watched some Maury then stared at a bowl of cereal for like twenty minutes. I had a wankover, but I was still drunk so it was like choking a dead chicken.

Man I was pretty hungover yesterday, I had like four aspirin but I still felt like crap. I had a wankover which helped, but then I feel asleep on the toilet.

wankover by amnsiac August 9, 2009

Wankoverable 

Something or someone that one would happily tug his (or her) horn to for sexual pleasure or pain. Normally in preference to pornography or in sadistic cases, snuff films.

1) That picture of your little sister is wankoverable

2) That tablecloth is so wankoverable, I mean it will conveniently catch all my semen and I don't have to clean up afterwards. By the way, thanks for inviting me over for dinner

Wankoverable by Cuddlesthesexybeast February 22, 2011

Wankouver 

A derogatory yet seemingly accurate term used to describe the Canadian city of Vancouver - a compound form of the words wanker and Vancouver.

Christine: Why have you been talking non-stop about your overstated intrinsic valuation of vintage bikes and reflecting an attitude of superiority that is clearly undeserved lately, Fred?

Fred: Ah sorry Christine, been spending too much time in Wankouver - it's kind of rubbing off.

Wankouver by lfk_ard November 25, 2011

wangover 

you know when you smoke too much pot and you wake up the next morning feeling like shit? that's a wangover. it's a contraction of weed + hangover. the word is native to middle tennessee

man i had a killer wangover this morning.. ill never smoke pot again. not until tonight, anyway.

wangover by jason October 23, 2004

Wangover 

The depressing, vapid, soul-consuming feeling of all-encompassing loss that results from sudden cessation of a long time period characterized by non-stop boning. This feeling can result from a simple case of the Mondays after spending the weekend wit yo man, to the end of a summer fling and sobering realization that you may as well cancel your waxing appointments b/c your netherparts are about to shut down for the winter like that creepy restaurant on the Goonies.

I couldn't get anything done yesterday; I had such a wangover that all I could do was putter around my apartment in a snuggie and watch lifetime movies.

Wangover by Dr. Evil 518 December 22, 2010

wank over 

To obsess over someone/something to the extreme.

All that Audi drivers do is wank over horsepower.

wank over by NE7_SHAGGER September 29, 2018

Wangover 

Feeling tired after being kept up all night having sex.

Dude, I am so tired after porking all night. I have a real wangover

Wangover by swellyeah November 25, 2009