walner

A condition in woman where it looks like they are pregnat even though they are not. Mostly found on english teachers, yard duties, and grandmas

Miss Johnson went to get her eraser but her walner got in the way

walner by Ben Pearce July 29, 2005

Yard Walker 

Firefighter personnel on scene of any non-specific emergency scene who's sole purpose is to give one the illusion of somewhat importance. Yard Walkers tend to appear busy, and almost always are communicating with some unknown entity via hand held radio. The Yard Walker's most difficult job is to answer any relevant question about the patient when asked by EMS personnel. A Yard Walker is the visual stereotype of your friendly neighborhood hero....the Firefighter. No matter how well they play it off, it's best to acknowledge their "importance" and thank them for their service.

" Dispatch to ambulance unit responding, be advised there is one patient. 5 yard walkers are on scene as well."

"Dad, look at all the firemen working in that yard!

No. Those, my son, are yard walkers."

Yard Walker by TideEMT20 March 11, 2013

Walter Clements 

someone who likes fire trucks and moster trucks

Walter Clements:
walter

Walter Clements by NovemberIsDumb March 14, 2019

waler boler 

A term in basketball used to define skill.

When I made that splash I was so wet I could fill two waler bolers.

waler boler by seven point nine = tree April 8, 2014

Kit Walker 

A sexy insane asylum patient played by actor Evan Peters in the second season of the TV series American Horror Story on FX. Accused of murdering multiple women including his wife Alma. He is innocent of these murders but he's guilty of killing many teen girls due to excessive sexiness.

"Kit Walker and I are the new OTP."

Kit Walker by thatsopanda May 28, 2015

walzering 

the act of eating pudding out of another man's anus.

Art didn't eat his pudding today at lunch. He saved it for shower time, he's going to do some walzering.

walzering by forging ahead February 27, 2013

Time Warner Cable

Time Warner Cable is the embodiment of AIDS, ebola, mad cow disease, the nanjing rapes, the holocaust, and every venereal disease known to mankind. It is the most satanic internet service provider in existence and its sole purpose is to FUCK you in the ASS until you cry from the incessant packet loss that they refuse to fix because they're greedy bitches that only want your money.

Fuck Time Warner Cable, bunch of assholes. I have so shitty of an internet connection that I think by comparison getting pegged by a chainsaw would feel better than suffering through this shit.

Time Warner Cable by Purple Miku May 27, 2016