wainer 

originated from somebody with the sirname of wain.

now it just means they look dozy act a bit stupidly and may even have a cockzipilis

also to be a wainer you need to be known for making a noise like UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH in a load deep voice (try it now)

Nick: hi wainer

wainer: UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Nick: oh so the cockzipilis is still bad then

wainer by the mighty zipilis June 25, 2008

Wainer 

To Wainer someone is to make them better looking or better endowed.

We took Brian out and wainered him. Girls love him now.

Wainer by Robert from Louies May 3, 2008

wainer 

The southern way or saying "weiner"

Guy1: So what do you think of my wainer Paul?
Guy2: Well I'd say its good enough to enter the county fair

wainer by kreeves January 13, 2012

Willy weiner

Wendybone (or “Willybone”) , another name for mort aka juniors assistant and creative partner /liaison

Willy Weiner is the youngest creative consultant this world has ever witnessed!

It’s no wonder J grimes is as successful as he is, it’s because of willy weiner and his creative expertise and justified criticism that brings old J back into reality and binds him logic so that he doesn’t make a fool out of himself (as junior usually does)

Willy weiner by XxMajesticallyImpossibleXx January 19, 2022

weiner wednesday 

The day of the week designated for dick picks. Similar to titty Tuesday.

I love titty Tuesday but Weiner Wednesday is my favorite day of the week.

weiner wednesday by Jodofo October 17, 2015

That weiner smells funny 

That weiner smells funny, l wonder where it has been? This is the quest to see if something nasty happened to that food!

That weiner smells funny!!

That weiner smells funny by I, Wreckerrr November 17, 2020

Time Warner Cable

Time Warner Cable is the embodiment of AIDS, ebola, mad cow disease, the nanjing rapes, the holocaust, and every venereal disease known to mankind. It is the most satanic internet service provider in existence and its sole purpose is to FUCK you in the ASS until you cry from the incessant packet loss that they refuse to fix because they're greedy bitches that only want your money.

Fuck Time Warner Cable, bunch of assholes. I have so shitty of an internet connection that I think by comparison getting pegged by a chainsaw would feel better than suffering through this shit.

Time Warner Cable by Purple Miku May 27, 2016