walter

i like firetrucks and monstertrucks
walter
Get the walter mug.

walter

A very charming dude, nice, funny, smart, and would give his life for the one he loves. A dude, only Adriana should date. sexy as hell when he wants to be also.
Walter is the best dude ever!!!!
by killercode101 December 15, 2016
Get the walter mug.

walter

A suicidal wannabe Brittish free steam playing Atheist living in a really advanced Romanian town (better than cluj-napoca). Walter is also a teemo main and screams Romanian words with his annoying friends and high pitched voice. His opinion of Moldova is that it's decently good. In his opinion Sweden is basically the same as Denmark but better. His opinion on Alcohol and drugs abuse is Brabant.

Some quotes by Walter:
"Austria has mountains right?"

* proceeds to write it down *
"I know Austria has mountains idiot. I was saying it as a flex because you don't have mountains."

Doesn't play League of Legends nor Apex Legends. His PC components are: sea-sonic 8+6 pin seasonic pcie cable, H100i rgb platinum, AMD ryzen 3600, 5700xt, green pcp ram i guess. His favourite childhood cartoon is gumball. He doesn't agree with tractor trailer (don't ask). His zodiac sign is aquarius. According to walter his eye color is non existent. Has a friend (i don't believe this) that watches anime. Walter rambles a lot, most of the time everyone has muted him on discord because he goes on about a subject that no-one cares about, for example, he can talk 30 minutes about some stupid quest on destiny 2 or read aloud some stupid Reddit post. He is a Sapiosexual.
"Are Brabant and Gelderland the same thing?" "No you fucking walter"
"What is capitalism?" "Like, having ehmm.. alot of wealth" "No you fucking walter that's not the definition"
by ceresthedwarfplanet October 25, 2020
Get the walter mug.

walter

The name of the most badass South Korean you'll ever meet.
by walter_xc September 05, 2009
Get the walter mug.

walter

Walters most likely brush their hair with a banana peel with lemon juice on the inside to make his hair extra blond and shiny. walters are virgos and highly dangerous if you say a dad joke. walters will never ever stop laughing smileing or being blond
why is that Walter so shiny and smells like lemon barf.
by Planed chad February 01, 2022
Get the walter mug.

walter

Walter is typically a white old man or a middle aged black man, but sometimes is a goth half Asian dj who is really sexy
There is a only a few guys i know named walter and only one of them is cool
by stormblade0 May 03, 2009
Get the walter mug.

walter

Bryan took a fly lady to the attic last night, but was stopped short by some unfortunate waltering
by Rebecca Walter March 31, 2008
Get the walter mug.