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Watering can 

The action of urinating after sex when you are still bunged up with semen and your wee goes all over the seat and floor.
Girl: Why is the bathroom floor all wet?

Boy: The watering can is bust
Watering can by the rellie May 10, 2007

wandering trader 

the scum of the earth. they and their fucking stupid llamas deserve to die.
“Is that a wandering trader?”
“Yes. Kill it immediately”
“Done”
“You didn’t kill it’s fucking llamas!”

watering a dead plant

When you try talking to a friend who seemingly ignores you for days at a time and gives no attention back, and overall acts like they don't want to be your friend anymore. Just like giving water to a dead plant, the plant will never grow again or give anything back. Hence the name, watering a dead plant.
girl 1: damn, I was talking to Emily last night and it feels like I'm watering a dead plant

girl 2: ditch him, you shouldn't be friends with someone who doesn't match your energy

Watering the lawn 

When you pull out and finish on her substantial bush
I got to the point where I had no other option but watering the lawn

Watering Hole 

watering hole is a bar, nightclub, restaurant with popular bar or other social gathering place where alcoholic drinks are sold.
Heading downtown to my favorite watering hole.
Watering Hole by Slim_Bro October 24, 2009

waldening 

(v.) The act of secluding oneself from the hustle and bustle of everyday life, going to a cabin in the woods, and writing.
I grew weary of living a life of quiet desperation, so I tried waldening away my writer's block.
waldening by SovieD May 10, 2014
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
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