Clements

A super geek that sits around playing cybernations and jerks off.
Just the other day my freind was being a Clements.
by clamel toe of justice March 21, 2007
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Clements

an crazy ass tuba player in a band and has long girlie hair,and not quite has a o'clock shadow, loves to shop and dance and
has a spike coming out if his lip and .dated a she beast( and i mean huge....bitch that everyone hates.
a very awesome person in general
(thats right will your not awesome any more)
That clements is so kick ass at playing th tuba.
by KRI$$&Y December 12, 2008
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Clements

A threesome with one guy and two girls, one girl being fat.
"I had a threesome the other day, but a fatty arrived so it became a clements party."
by Dudleyshwam May 18, 2010
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Clementing

Not so much exaggerating the truth but to bare face lie about random things such as owning many properties, secretly being a millionaire, used to be a professional football player, being popular with the opposite sex.
Normally ‘Clementing’ is done by someone who should know better like a parent showing off to a child, a teacher in front of a class or a work colleague trying to big themselves up
Otherwise know as being a ‘Walter Mitty’. Someone who lives in a constant fantasy state.
John - "Neil's Clementing again'
Paul - 'what's he done?'
John ' Told everyone he just sold 2 flats yesterday for a profit of $50k each as well as having an orgy with the neighbours wife and daughter'!
Paul ' Gee's, the guy's in his 40's, why does he BS so much!
by jolly roger 009 July 11, 2013
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Clementing

To borrow large sums of money from young Asian girls and run off without paying back
Person A: Bob just borrowed $2000 from Joe and ran off to Hong Kong!
Person B: What a fucking dick. Bob's clementing Joe there.
by Clementdefinition1 November 03, 2013
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Clement

The best person ever, Clement is kind, loving, caring. He'll show you what it's like to be treated like a princess. If Clement has feelings for you, you'll be treated like his number 1 priority, he'll love you like no other and he'll prove to you that not all guys are the same.

He's wise, Clement will teach you valuable things in life.

Clement is crazy, but the good type of crazy. His madness will only draw people towards him.
When he smiles, it's the most beautiful thing in the universe, it's all people can see.
Clement is humble, he's generous, he's very attractive.

Clement is the cutest being you'll ever see or meet. You're very, very lucky if you meet him, and if you're a part of his life. Clement doesn't fall in love easily, but if he falls in love with you, you're someone really special.

Clement keeps his promises, and never fails to let you down.

He'll make you laugh and smile day and night.
Oh man... I love Clement.
by Girlygirl9 October 17, 2011
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clementing

Pretending to be in need to borrow large sums of money from close friends, but not pay back. Excuses such as "man, I don't even have money to eat right now but ill pay you back next week for sure" or "oh, i didn't get your message", and "don't worry man I'm selling my car to pay you back" only to leave the country for vacation whilst posting lavish dinning photos on Instagram.
Im gonna go clementing next week, need some extra flow for my vacation!
by clementing101 November 03, 2013
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