clements 

When you are having sex and your penis becomes limp, but instead of pulling out and attempting another erection, you continue to try to ram the penis in.

*Thinks to self* Man, this is a good lay! I'm not stopping now, I'll just pull a clements."

clements by Biggin July 25, 2008

Clements 

A super geek that sits around playing cybernations and jerks off.

Just the other day my freind was being a Clements.

Clements by clamel toe of justice March 26, 2007

Clements 

an crazy ass tuba player in a band and has long girlie hair,and not quite has a o'clock shadow, loves to shop and dance and
has a spike coming out if his lip and .dated a she beast( and i mean huge....bitch that everyone hates.
a very awesome person in general
(thats right will your not awesome any more)

That clements is so kick ass at playing th tuba.

Clements by KRI$$&Y December 19, 2008

Clements 

A threesome with one guy and two girls, one girl being fat.

"I had a threesome the other day, but a fatty arrived so it became a clements party."

Clements by Dudleyshwam May 18, 2010

Clements High School 

A hell-hole of a high school in a rich suburban city in Texas. EXTREMELY high standards and very difficult classes.

Top 10% usually have at LEAST a 5.4

Therefore if you get all As in advanced (regular) classes then it is impossible to be in the top. Most kids take take many honors and/or AP classes.

As far as extracurricular there it has an amazing band, choir, color guard, cross country, soccer, team, theater, swimming and diving. There is also a kick-ass decathlon team~! Plus, the art program is beyond belief with their talent.

Almost half are Asian kids (love them :3) and it is verrrrrrrrry diverse with people from almost every country around the globe.

The actual builiding has almost no windows and is not very nice. However the area it is located in is extremely affluent and seeing lots of lexus, bmw, mercedes benz, etc cars is a common site at clements. Some of these kids are very snooty but only a few.

Overall there are alot of super smart kids who will go off to do great things which is a blessing and curse with so much pressure to succeed!

EXTRA: Youtube star Kevjumba attended this school until 2008.

girl: Where do you go to school?

boy:Clements High School...

girl: ...Oh jeez im sorry D:

Clements High School by raraahahahromaromamagagaoolala February 22, 2010

clements shuffle 

Is the act of wiggling the pelvis to squish in your soft penis

last night i was so drunk i had to do the clements shuffle to get it in.

clements shuffle by braunj8840 June 24, 2011

Clements Disease 

Clements Disease is a chronic, potentially life-threatening condition caused by nothing other than the utter stupidity of todays human race. It primarily targets the brain.

Symptoms include but are not limited to:
Vomiting
Shortness or loss of breath
Sweating
Muscle aches
Near or complete loss of brain function
Unfamiliar or tourettes-like behaviour
Vietnam flashbacks
Sudden need to shoot a weapon

Also known as; CD, Clements Syndrome, Clements Virus.

“Mark was hiding in a bush in fortnite doing the “take the L” dance. I could not believe what i had just witnessed...

I received Clements Disease.”

Clements Disease by Martinkelly188 September 20, 2018