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waterboard 

To waterboard a guy, several dudes hold another guy upside-down on an incline board and place a towel over his face, and then they throw water on his face, making him unable to breathe and he thinks he's going to die.
A bunch of my friends gave me a waterboard party today in the cadet showers -- they gave me a 300mg Viagra, held me down, covered my face with a shower towel, and jacked off on it until I had a several cumgasms myself because I thought I was going to die! I felt like I was drowning in my own cum!
waterboard by USAF Cadet November 7, 2020
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waterboard 

To create the sensation of drowning by letting the water from the showerhead run down a woman's back while her partner is eating her pussy from a position seated on the shower floor.
Before the showerbang and I sat down to indulge in some fine pussy munching but the bitch waterboarded me. I 'bout drowned. I made her pay for that shit with a serious pussy pounding.
waterboard by WMPMR April 15, 2008

Waterboard 

I waterboarded the terrorist by using the process of baptizing them with freedom.
Waterboard by Gingervitis79 June 5, 2018

Waterboard 

To waterboard is to choose a victim in a pool or the sea, quickly grab their ankles and pull them towards you so that water goes up their bum. Giving you an uncomfortable feeling which you won’t be sure if you enjoy or detest.
I was on a family holiday and my uncle thought it would be funny to waterboard me when I was in the pool. I never left the room for the last 3 days of the trip due to the sensation/discomfort
Waterboard by Bigpopz December 24, 2018

waterboard earthmove

when you sit on your boyfriends face. At the point of orgasm you lock him in with your thighs, hold his nose and pee in his mouth while he tries to breathe. His flailing around the bed cause the earth to appear to move.
girl one : I totally gave that guy a waterboard earthmove last week.
girl two: Your my hero.

waterboard a spider 

going to the bathroom, specifically, taking a fast-flowing piss.
waterboard a spider by floydtaylor September 25, 2023

Chocolate waterboard 

When you shart into someone's mouth while plugging their nose.
Her boyfriend wanted her to give him a chocolate waterboard for his birthday.
Chocolate waterboard by pdxgrl February 12, 2010
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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