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When the testes get really cold and shrivel up and get tight and hard - the wrinkles are the washboard and the testes are the nads!
Dad: Son, why the hell did you turn the AC down so low? It's freezing!
Son: I'm trying to get washboard nads motherfucker!!!
by bonedish July 06, 2017
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When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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by ecogoth December 30, 2020
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