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Freakout
A sudden moment when you realize the decisions you made the night before were not the wisest. Freakouts generally occur in the early morning or late on Sunday evening. Typical freakouts consists of using the words "I'm sorry" "really!" "Whore" "re-evaluate" "I need to go to church" They also involve pacing back and forth in a room, shakes, face palms, and if bad enough tears. Freakouts generally take 24-48 hours to recover from and you will unfortunately not find your dignity. To avoid freakouts it is recommended to not go out. Ever.
Drunk ass 1: Monica.. Omg I'm having a freakout. Like REALLY wtf happened last night!
Drunk ass 2: well you were parking lot pimpin and I didn't want to interrupt
Drunk ass 1: I'm sorry! So you let me go home with a guy I met walking down the road
Drunk ass 2: yes
Drunk ass 1: seriously! Seriously.. I'm freakin out right now.
Drunk ass 2: well you were parking lot pimpin and I didn't want to interrupt
Drunk ass 1: I'm sorry! So you let me go home with a guy I met walking down the road
Drunk ass 2: yes
Drunk ass 1: seriously! Seriously.. I'm freakin out right now.
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Brake freakout
When being tailgated, you tap your brakes frantically in morse code type fashion. You tap them hard enough for the lights to light up, but not to actually slow down. It'll confuse the tailgater and they will back off. If they continue to tailgate, continue to freak out on the brakes. A skilled driver will be able to brake freak with the left foot while still using the right foot to maintain speed.
The other day someone was tailgating me, so I did a brake freakout and they had no choice but to slow down.
Brake freakout by Nirvalica February 8, 2010
Wow Freakout Kid
an individual with severe anger issues, outlet for his anger includes sodomizing ones anal cavity with a remote control, inflicting pain on one self with a shoe. Other acts of anger include hitting a car with a bat, smashing fathers guitar, climbing in a tree, smashing vacuums and general disorderly conduct.
hey did you see that wow freakout kid?
Dude i totally went wow freakout kid on her ass last night i just wrecked it.
Dude i totally went wow freakout kid on her ass last night i just wrecked it.
Wow Freakout Kid by German Freakout Kid December 31, 2009
firewater freakout
An alcohol induced freakout which usually include death threats, crying, physical violence, paranoia, and bouts of extreme mood swings that are a precursor to the above mentioned activities.
Is used to describe any alcohol induced freakout, not just the ones from hard liquor.
Is used to describe any alcohol induced freakout, not just the ones from hard liquor.
After drinking the entire bottle of whiskey, the lightweight had a firewater freakout. It took three football players to take his ass down before he stopped hitting his girlfriend.
firewater freakout by ViciousVariable July 25, 2004
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Surf Dracula Syndrome
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