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WaffleProd

When you shit in the sink and finger blast it into the waste pipe
Well fuck, I’ve shit in the sink, I better WaffleProd it away.
WaffleProd by WaffleProder May 5, 2023

wafflecunt 

a term referring to any vagina clouded with uncertainty, or possible cause of concern.
Mike: Dude that girl is way too hot to be prude.
Chris: Yeah she is definatly a wafflecunt.
wafflecunt by KNUMBA1 December 9, 2008

waffleman 

Often considered to be a thief due to his dark skin color. Claims to be a waffle man, but is actually a pancake man. Has homosexuality and poor sportsmanship as well, pitiful.
You're a waffleman? I don't really want to be your friend.
waffleman by Gigarus November 6, 2019

Wafflessness

The state of not possessing any waffles.
Quinn's wafflessness was cured by a delicious platter of fresh blue waffles.
Wafflessness by King.Shlong April 12, 2011

wafflewich 

A "sandwich" made with waffles instead of bread, hence the term, wafflewich. Commonly made with Peanut Butter and Jelly. Waffles should be toasted or cooked.
Frank: Yo, what are we having for lunch today?
Bob: I'm making Choco Chip Wafflewiches, you down?
Frank: Wafflewiches? HELL YEA!!
wafflewich by Nick Macy July 25, 2008
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hey you heard about wafflepot?
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wafflepot by enrico gelli June 26, 2021
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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