wafflestomp

verb. To defecate on a shower floor near a drain and to begin stomping the fecal matter through the drain, thus creating a waffle imprint.

I totally wafflestomped in Joey's shower last night. He's such a fucking retard.

by Miles M. November 11, 2006

wafflestomp

To hardcore pwn someone. One of the worst types of ownings known.

Holy shit, I just wafflestomped that nub in 1 hit!!!1

by MALDETH May 30, 2005

wafflestomp

Verb. "Waf-ful-stomp"

To use a treaded boot to stomp something soft, thus leaving an impression of the boot which looks similar to the imprint left by a waffle iron.

Use: "Did you see Jason wafflestomp his french fries when they served them cold?!"

by StompDancer September 24, 2009

wafflestomp

the female version of cockblocking

"Kelly kept HANGING AROUND when I was flirting with Mike, she was even jumping into our conversation! Like, hello, quit wafflestomping. You're a third wheel."

by samlover316 January 14, 2012

wafflestomping

Shitting in the shower and mashing it down the drain.

I didn't have time to get out of the shower, so I had to resort to wafflestomping. Note to self: shit first, then shower.

by weenaak June 30, 2010

wafflestomper

when you take a shit in the shower and stomp it thru the drain

the toilet was backed up so Bill King tookk a wafflestomper.

by Crazy Eyes March 02, 2005

Wafflestomped

A word visually describing great pwnage by giving a mental image of someone stomping on their victim so hard that the sole of their boot mashes them in such a way that the remains resemble a belgian waffle.

Z0mt3hgod, Pwned!!! j00 had a beamsword and he had a pistol and j00 died! j00 just got wafflestomped!

or

Wow man, you really wafflestomped that guy!! He didnt have a chance!

by Barisson Soldou August 22, 2006