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communion wafers 

Those hella good crackers served with free wine in a dimly lit yet nicely air-conditioned room that you find yourself constantly yawning in.
The only reason my parents gave me education at a Catholic school was because of the perks- free wine, and those hella good wafers. What are they called? Oh ya...

Communion wafers.

Necco Wafers 

Quarter-sized candy wafers that resemble Smarties.
"Do you have any Necco Wafers? They're good as shit.
Necco Wafers by PyroLogiK December 17, 2003

YOU ATE MY NILLA WAFERS

When someone(s) eat your Vanilla Wafers, and your reaction is....YOU ATE MY NILLA WAFERS
Dad: WERE MY VANILLA WAFERS AT?!
Me: Uh....I ate them.....
Dad: YOU ATE MY NILLA WAFERS!!!1
(Roid Rage fit by dad)

vanilla wafers 

a game played by three or more penised individuals. the individuals gather in a circle, placing a cookie in the center of the circle. at the count of three, all players masturbate violently, the purpose being to ejaculate on the cookie. the last player/player that fails to ejaculate on the cookie must eat the cookie whole.
"yo my niggas, let's play some motherfuckin vanilla wafers in this bitch!"
vanilla wafers by yssupnalyd September 3, 2011

Captain's Wafers 

An American brand of crackers that is made by Lance Inc. They are light buttery crackers typically served with soups and salads. They are mentioned specifically in the song "Camel Walk" by Southern Culture on the Skids. Captain's Wafers' most notable claim to fame is winning the North Dakota "Best Cracker in Show" contest for 14 consecutive years
Captain's Wafers are the best cracker brand.
Captain's Wafers by SPrice1980 April 30, 2022

Captain's Wafers 

an American brand of crackers that is made by Lance Inc.
According to David Beard, the director of training at Lance, Inc., the name of the Captain's Wafers came from the idea that "on a ship, the captains always had the best of everything when it came to meals.