Euphoric

Feeling of great happiness that results from being enlightened by one's own intelligence. A phony God's blessing does not result in euphoria.

"In this moment, I am euphoric. Not because of any phony god's blessing. But because, I am enlightened by my intelligence." -Aalewis

Euphoric by zerk1337 April 16, 2013

euphoric

A feeling of intense existential peace and happiness. Can only be felt if you:

Have watched an accumulated 300 hours of Richard Dawkins and/or Neil Degrasse Tyson debates on youtube
Own a fedora*
Have a favorite MLP character
Have been in at least 200 religious debates in no less than 10 online forums

*If you have/considered having a feather in your fedora, you may reduce the amount of required youtube religious debates by half.

"My heart is heavy. This cause offers no respite, but my body grows tired and weak.

I look down at my hand. It is swollen from years of carrying this weight upon myself. The weight of knowing I am the only barrier between the future of humanity and the wretched, corrupting nature of religious thought. But looking deeper I see something more. In my hands I carry the very essence of the Universe. I exist not because of the will of a man in the sky, but by the majesty and wonder of the Universe.

I rise from my chair, my body illuminated by the light of my monitor. Putting on my fedora, I give one last tip to the fine life I've lived. As the pain shoots through my arm, I bask in the glory that is my own existence and intelligence.

In this moment, I am euphoric. In this moment, I transcend."

euphoric by apatheus November 11, 2013

Euphoric

exaggerated feeling of well-being or elation

Bushs Euphoric hate for saddam...

Euphoric by Steve November 17, 2003

euphoric

adjective
1.
intensely happy or confident: She was euphoric when she received the Oscar.
2.
Psychology . in a state of happy and confident well-being sometimes exaggerated in pathological states as mania.
Origin:

euphor(ia) + -ic

If you get it done, you get that euphoric feeling of Victory.

This should be a euphoric night of dance music, provided you can get in, so arrive early and be prepared to stay late.

The mood was euphoric.

euphoric by mymonequita June 1, 2012

euphoric

1. Happy. A solid 99% of the uses of “euphoric” just refer to someone who's happy but who doesn't want to say that they're happy.

2. Atheist. Derogatory and not a self-description, generally used by non-atheists to describe antitheists/angry atheists/militant atheists/fundamentalist atheists/new atheists/whatever, however some moderate atheists may use this to insult more extreme atheists. Comes from a 2013 Reddit post by some guy named u/aalewis, who posted, “In this moment, I am euphoric. Not because of any phony god’s blessing. But because, I am enlightened by my intelligence.” to r/atheism as a quote he thought was powerful. The horrible grammar and egomania led to this quote becoming a major meme.
3. Aligned with gender. Commonly used by transgender people as a short for “gender euphoria”, where something that makes them feel like the gender they identify as makes them “gender euphoric”, commonly shortened to just “euphoric”.

1. I just feel very euphoric when taking long walks in the woods.
2. I found another euphoric asshole on Quora, he was going to posts of people asking questions about religion and commenting that there was no god and people should stop believing in the “giant invisible sky Santa”.
3. I just bought a skirt, and I feel so euphoric when I wear it!

euphoric by anonym0u$e August 26, 2024

Euphoric Fedorafag

A pretentious atheist who aggressively pushes his beliefs on anyone within shouting distance

Man 1- Thank god it's friday, right mate?
Euphoric Fedorafag- YOUR MEASLY GOD DOESN'T KNOW OR CARE ABOUT A MANMADE ARBITRARY CALENDAR SYSTEM , SO WHY ON EARTH WOULD YOU GIVE HIM THANKS?? HUH? WAKE UP SHEEPLE!

Euphoric Fedorafag by The_Flying_Nun July 2, 2017

euphoric sex

The best feeling of sexual pleasure one is possible of achieving. Completel sexual satisfaction.

Her body was so perfect that it made for euphoric sex.

euphoric sex by Badger 76 April 2, 2016