Vanilla Wafer

The act of ejaculating into a white or yellow napkin and forcing a friend or lover to eat it.

I gave Katie my Vanilla Wafer and she loved it!

by Brendan Buss February 9, 2009

vanilla wafers

a game played by three or more penised individuals. the individuals gather in a circle, placing a cookie in the center of the circle. at the count of three, all players masturbate violently, the purpose being to ejaculate on the cookie. the last player/player that fails to ejaculate on the cookie must eat the cookie whole.

"yo my niggas, let's play some motherfuckin vanilla wafers in this bitch!"

by yssupnalyd September 2, 2011

Vanilla wafer

Someone who is not kinky/prefers regular sex.

"My friend Swag doesn't have any kinks, he's a vanilla wafer."

by sumauds April 10, 2021

Vanilla wafer chaser

1. Any female who only dates white guys, but is not white themselves.

1. Guy 1: Have you seen Lashawndra? She’s went home with Jake, Sam, Brad, and Brett in the same week but won’t give Jerome the light of day
Guy 2: Didn’t you know? She’s a vanilla wafer chaser man, good luck trying to date her if you’re not white.

by Lookatdatime January 19, 2018