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What is a wafer, you ask? A wafer is a thin, crisp cake, biscuit, or candy. It sort of feels like a thin piece of styrofoam.

There are many types of wafers. There are crisp, flavored, possibly chocolate frosted wafers, then there are assorted candy wafers. And who could forget Nilla Wafers?

But when you really get down to it, what is a WAFER?
When you actually sit and think about it, you may begin to feel that a wafer is not actually real. It basically is flavorless nothing. I mean, think about it, WHAT IS A WAFER? By simply writing this definition, and thinking about it, i'm beginning to lose all rational thought, and the incomprehendible idea of the actual existence of a wafer, is slipping away.

A wafer, my friends, is nothing...
Me: How much for this package of assorted wafers?
Nick: *chuckles*
Cashier: Those wafers are 80 cents.
Nick: *chuckles*
Me: Thank you. I would like to purchase these candy wafers.
Nick: *raucous belly laughter*
Cashier: E shnaba, kaybillus von shnoigin tway.

Richard: I have sucked all the cheese of this dorito, and it is now just a wafer.
by Jacob-dudebutt! June 21, 2006
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another way to call someone a fagbag. a wafer refers to someone who is: gay, slutty, faggoty, or just a plain loser
yo man your sutch a wafer.
by THT KID June 05, 2010
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The most effeminate of males. One with LOADS and LOADS of PRODUCT in his hair. Squeezes his little shake-weight muscles into extra-small V-neck t-shirts. Can be found bedazzling his wannabe designer jeans on the weekends.
It took Mike over 2 hours to get ready last night. I heard he buys his clothes at Baby Gap. He's such a Wafer.
by Paroosh October 25, 2011
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a skinny ass kid who wears girl jeans and tries to impress girls with magic tricks.Obsessed with his tattoos, and convincing people that he's not gay.ANNOYING. He usually is seen in local"scene" hang outs and thinks he's god's gift to earth.
He's usually goofy looking, so much that you might confuse him to be cute...BUT HE'S NOT...he's probably an ass, and lacks in manhoodpencil dick much?!?.=
What a wafer, he tried to pick up like 5 differnt girls tonight, too bad he doesn't have a penis...BHAHA!
by StarXC February 08, 2007
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Wafer is slang for an unmarked pill of pure MDMA that looks similar to a white smarties candy. Sometimes called waffles.

Consumption results in a very smooth roll with no tweak or hangover.
Hey man, do you have any wafers? I'm heading out to that rave tonight.

Yeah man they're 25 a piece.
by rave2win September 23, 2008
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