What is a wafer, you ask? A wafer is a thin, crisp cake, biscuit, or candy. It sort of feels like a thin piece of styrofoam.

There are many types of wafers. There are crisp, flavored, possibly chocolate frosted wafers, then there are assorted candy wafers. And who could forget Nilla Wafers?

But when you really get down to it, what is a WAFER?
When you actually sit and think about it, you may begin to feel that a wafer is not actually real. It basically is flavorless nothing. I mean, think about it, WHAT IS A WAFER? By simply writing this definition, and thinking about it, i'm beginning to lose all rational thought, and the incomprehendible idea of the actual existence of a wafer, is slipping away.

A wafer, my friends, is nothing...
Me: How much for this package of assorted wafers?
Nick: *chuckles*
Cashier: Those wafers are 80 cents.
Nick: *chuckles*
Me: Thank you. I would like to purchase these candy wafers.
Nick: *raucous belly laughter*
Cashier: E shnaba, kaybillus von shnoigin tway.

Richard: I have sucked all the cheese of this dorito, and it is now just a wafer.
by Jacob-dudebutt! June 21, 2006
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a very skinny person
Dude! Look at that wafer, she must weigh like 2 pounds.
by Tess C November 10, 2005
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another way to call someone a fagbag. a wafer refers to someone who is: gay, slutty, faggoty, or just a plain loser
yo man your sutch a wafer.
by THT KID June 05, 2010
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a skinny ass kid who wears girl jeans and tries to impress girls with magic tricks.Obsessed with his tattoos, and convincing people that he's not gay.ANNOYING. He usually is seen in local"scene" hang outs and thinks he's god's gift to earth.
He's usually goofy looking, so much that you might confuse him to be cute...BUT HE'S NOT...he's probably an ass, and lacks in manhoodpencil dick much?!?.=
What a wafer, he tried to pick up like 5 differnt girls tonight, too bad he doesn't have a penis...BHAHA!
by StarXC February 08, 2007
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A fine ass skinny chick. An attractive thin woman. These girls are so skinny they look like a gust of wind could blow them away. They are not however starving or emaciated. They are just healthy very skinny stick figures who you just happen to want to screw the living daylights out of. The good qualities of wafers are they are so light even the weakest of men can pick them up and throw them about the bed and manhandle them into all sorts of perverted positions for wicked lovemaking.
Yo, you see that wafer there wearing the Baby Gap T-shirt? I wanna screw her so I can see if its true about bein able to see your dick move in their bellies!
by NDP January 24, 2004
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