veterinaryan

An animal doctor with white supremacist views.

Veterinaryans are sinister enough, but a veteranaryan is even more dangerous, since he likely knows how to use firearms to knock off people.

by QuacksO January 21, 2023

veterinary ophthalmology

A relatively recent specialty within the field of veterinary medicine, devoted exclusively to treating the eyes of non-human animals.

His dog, at the age of ten, had become completely blind. Whereas her blindness would once have been permanent, it could now be reversed. Dr. Jane Cho, a surgeon practicing in Westchester County, New York, had performed a miracle, in his view, had given back the world to his dog by restoring her vision. With each additional year of newly-sighted life, he felt enhanced gratitude toward the doctor and her staff, thankful for the gift of veterinary ophthalmology.

by Monkey's Dad August 22, 2021

veterinarian

An awesome person who diagnose and treat non-human animals, doing everything from prosthetic limbs on elephants to tumor surgery on gold fish. Work in veterinary clinics/hospitals for large or small animlas, food hygiene, biomedical/pharmaceutical research or companies, zoos, conservation etc..

Needs 4 years of pre-vet/med and then 4 years of vet.medical school.

"holy crap did you see that veterinarian? i jizzed instantly"

"Farmer: my cow has been feeling kinda off lately"
"veterinarian: back the fuck off, i got this shit"

by Some guy hanging around February 13, 2013

Veterinarian

Awesome people who spend 8 years in college learning how to help loving animals in any and every way they can! These people are true animal lovers! There are small animal veterinarians and large animal veterinarians and they're all awesome! These people aren't in it for the money, they're in it for the animals!

Julia loved animals so much, she went to 8 years of college to be a veterinarian! She absolutely loves her job and she loves all the animals she helps everyday!

by Truelove101 January 11, 2015

Veterinarian

What most little girls want to be when they grow up.

A random adult: hey Emma what do you want to be when you grow up?
Emma: I want to be a veterinarian!

by willbillandy July 22, 2019

Veteranarian

The doctor for animals. Commonly known as a vet because the word veteranarian is just too damn long to say, and takes 30 years to learn how to spell. Vets can major is different groups of animals: Large, small, and exotic animal vets are the most widely known. However vets can also specialize in one type of animal i.e. an avian vet. To become a vet you have to be near brilliant and passionate about animals; and you have to be comfortable with animals biting, scratching, and trying to kill you.

Damn, my cat is sick again! I guess I'll have to go to a veteranarian so they can charge me $900 for who knows what.

by Vet to Be July 7, 2011

Veterinary Nurse (UK)

A qualified proffesional, who is trained to look after your pets at the veterinary clinic. Veterinary nurses study hard for their qualification and need to know about more than 1 species! They get paid FAR less than a 'human' nurse, despite carrying out a simililar job-role.
Veterinary Nurses have to be registered with the Royal College of Veterinary Surgeons to legally practice in the UK.

Duties usually include:
* In-patient care/Ward rounds
* Anaesthesia
* Radiography
* Laboratory work
* Drug dispensing
* Phlebotomy
* Surgical assistance
* And much, much more!
A good way to piss a VN off is to ask them: "So when are you going to become a Vet?" GRRRRR :(

Veterinary Nurse (UK):
RVN - Registered Veterinary Nurse
VN - Listed Veterinary Nurse
SVN - Student Veterinary Nurse
VN = Very Naughty, Very Nice, VERY NECCESSARY, Veterinary Nurse!

by AlovelyVN May 31, 2010