Veteranarian

The doctor for animals. Commonly known as a vet because the word veteranarian is just too damn long to say, and takes 30 years to learn how to spell. Vets can major is different groups of animals: Large, small, and exotic animal vets are the most widely known. However vets can also specialize in one type of animal i.e. an avian vet. To become a vet you have to be near brilliant and passionate about animals; and you have to be comfortable with animals biting, scratching, and trying to kill you.

Damn, my cat is sick again! I guess I'll have to go to a veteranarian so they can charge me $900 for who knows what.

by Vet to Be July 7, 2011

veteranarian

a aid to the animals:)

Me in the future

by Real rose May 29, 2003

veteranarian

Someone who looks after veterans.

Come quick, veteranarian, Grampa needs a sponge bath!

by Vitriol July 18, 2006

veterinarian

An awesome person who diagnose and treat non-human animals, doing everything from prosthetic limbs on elephants to tumor surgery on gold fish. Work in veterinary clinics/hospitals for large or small animlas, food hygiene, biomedical/pharmaceutical research or companies, zoos, conservation etc..

Needs 4 years of pre-vet/med and then 4 years of vet.medical school.

"holy crap did you see that veterinarian? i jizzed instantly"

"Farmer: my cow has been feeling kinda off lately"
"veterinarian: back the fuck off, i got this shit"

by Some guy hanging around February 13, 2013

Veterinarian

Awesome people who spend 8 years in college learning how to help loving animals in any and every way they can! These people are true animal lovers! There are small animal veterinarians and large animal veterinarians and they're all awesome! These people aren't in it for the money, they're in it for the animals!

Julia loved animals so much, she went to 8 years of college to be a veterinarian! She absolutely loves her job and she loves all the animals she helps everyday!

by Truelove101 January 11, 2015

Veterinarian

What most little girls want to be when they grow up.

A random adult: hey Emma what do you want to be when you grow up?
Emma: I want to be a veterinarian!

by willbillandy July 22, 2019

Veterinarian

A trained medical doctor who doesn't have to put up with humans.

I don't want to put up with people's bullshit so I became a veterinarian.

by Nairbons December 4, 2014