veterinarian

An awesome person who diagnose and treat non-human animals, doing everything from prosthetic limbs on elephants to tumor surgery on gold fish. Work in veterinary clinics/hospitals for large or small animlas, food hygiene, biomedical/pharmaceutical research or companies, zoos, conservation etc..

Needs 4 years of pre-vet/med and then 4 years of vet.medical school.

"holy crap did you see that veterinarian? i jizzed instantly"

"Farmer: my cow has been feeling kinda off lately"
"veterinarian: back the fuck off, i got this shit"

veterinarian by Some guy hanging around February 13, 2013

Veterinarian

Awesome people who spend 8 years in college learning how to help loving animals in any and every way they can! These people are true animal lovers! There are small animal veterinarians and large animal veterinarians and they're all awesome! These people aren't in it for the money, they're in it for the animals!

Julia loved animals so much, she went to 8 years of college to be a veterinarian! She absolutely loves her job and she loves all the animals she helps everyday!

Veterinarian by Truelove101 January 11, 2015

Veterinarian

What most little girls want to be when they grow up.

A random adult: hey Emma what do you want to be when you grow up?
Emma: I want to be a veterinarian!

Veterinarian by willbillandy July 22, 2019

Veterinarian

A trained medical doctor who doesn't have to put up with humans.

I don't want to put up with people's bullshit so I became a veterinarian.

Veterinarian by Nairbons December 4, 2014

Veterinarian

Often mistaken for a veteran by ANTIFA retards like Comrade Dragonlord

"I Comrade Dragonlord am here to say that I am not afraid of veterinarians who message my page!" Comrade Dragonlord is a retard though and can't differentiate veteran from veterinarian.

Veterinarian by J FINLEY May 29, 2017

veterinarian

When a guy comes in a girl's mouth, then proceeds to close her mouth and massage her neck to facilitate the ingestion of the jizz....like when you give your dog a pill.

Joe: "My girlfriend won't swallow"

Mike: " I have the solution..pull a veterinarian on her and she

won't have a choice!"

veterinarian by bcktwngrl April 2, 2011

Veterinarian

A term that redditors call themselves in order to justify completely fake animal abuse claims and outright beat the shit out of OP mentally. The best way to piss of a veterinarian is to ask them for their license, which they will respond with a completely butthurt mental breakdown. Some veterinarians will accept that it’s not animal abuse, but others will continue screaming at you until you take brazil to them.

“I am a veterinarian and I am beyond disgusted that your porn featured a dog in it.” example 1 (found on Pornhub)
“YOU KNOW WHAT? FUCK YOU FOR BATHING YOUR CAT IN WATER! I DON’T EVEN NEED TO EXPLAIN MYSELF!”- example 2 (pissed off and childish veterinarian)
“You know that this is actual animal abuse. Never before in my entire life have I seen anything so disgusting and dreadful. This might be the most gruesome image I’ve ever seen”- Example 3 (butthurt veterinarian on a picture of a stupid looking hairless kitten)

Veterinarian by Bambianca December 19, 2021