An awesome person who diagnose and treat non-human animals, doing everything from prosthetic limbs on elephants to tumor surgery on gold fish. Work in veterinary clinics/hospitals for large or small animlas, food hygiene, biomedical/pharmaceutical research or companies, zoos, conservation etc..

Needs 4 years of pre-vet/med and then 4 years of vet.medical school.
"holy crap did you see that veterinarian? i jizzed instantly"

"Farmer: my cow has been feeling kinda off lately"
"veterinarian: back the fuck off, i got this shit"
by Some guy hanging around February 13, 2013
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When a guy comes in a girl's mouth, then proceeds to close her mouth and massage her neck to facilitate the ingestion of the when you give your dog a pill.
Joe: "My girlfriend won't swallow"

Mike: " I have the solution..pull a veterinarian on her and she

won't have a choice!"
by bcktwngrl March 17, 2011
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Awesome people who spend 8 years in college learning how to help loving animals in any and every way they can! These people are true animal lovers! There are small animal veterinarians and large animal veterinarians and they're all awesome! These people aren't in it for the money, they're in it for the animals!
Julia loved animals so much, she went to 8 years of college to be a veterinarian! She absolutely loves her job and she loves all the animals she helps everyday!
by Truelove101 January 12, 2015
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What most little girls want to be when they grow up.
A random adult: hey Emma what do you want to be when you grow up?
Emma: I want to be a veterinarian!
by willbillandy July 22, 2019
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A trained medical doctor who doesn't have to put up with humans.
I don't want to put up with people's bullshit so I became a veterinarian.
by Nairbons December 4, 2014
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Often mistaken for a veteran by ANTIFA retards like Comrade Dragonlord
"I Comrade Dragonlord am here to say that I am not afraid of veterinarians who message my page!" Comrade Dragonlord is a retard though and can't differentiate veteran from veterinarian.
by J FINLEY May 29, 2017
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a computer repair technician who is asked to fix or restore an old computer. The act of even requesting such a task is treated as an insult to the technician and labels you as cheap and or stupid.
vet- the reason you cant burn dvds is because you dont have a dvd burner... or nearly enough power to even play one... or download a movie... or surf the web. And the reason it wont turn on is that its ashamed to face a world that has left it so far behind.

cheap customer- how much to put that stuff on and fix it?

vet- buy a new computer im not a dinosaur veterinarian.
by darkbob August 29, 2010
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