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mall assault vehicle 

A huge baby stoller, sometimes holding two kids, that a woman uses to plow through crowds of people. The owner of the mall assault vehicle usually has spackled on make-up, a knock off Louis Vuitton bag and nails that look like talons. She cares little about anyone but herself.

The mall assault vehicle folds down to barely fit in the back of her oversized leased urban assault vehicle.
Damn, that bitch with the cellphone attached to her ear just rammed her mall assault vehicle into my achilles tendon!
mall assault vehicle by kajoe October 20, 2006

Estuans interius ira vehementi

Burning inside with violent anger.
Bob was estuans interius ira vehementi when the dog ate his cell phone.

Vehicle whore 

A derogatory gaming term, used to describe FPS players, mainly Battlefield players, who (almost) strictly play with vehicles, such as planes, jets, tanks, helicopters, and such.

These players tend to sit in the deploy menu or sit somewhere on the map, waiting for their favorite vehicle to be available.
Dude has been in that jet the whole game, fuckin’ vehicle whores dude.
Vehicle whore by Trionically November 8, 2022

Crossover Utility Vehicle 

A vehicle type strongly based on the mini-van geared toward baby boomers and soccer moms who deny their natural aging and can not come to terms with owning a mini-van.
"It's not a mini-van its a crossover utility vehicle"
Crossover Utility Vehicle by Ersatz February 18, 2010

VehiCross 

The best most amazing PUV made buy Isuzu. It has the TOD system in it. The out side is smooth and slick, has 2 doors with a snake front look to it in the front, with recoro seat and 2 tone leather. it looks like a moon rover or something from the future. Was first introduced in Japan in 1993 and came out n production in 1997, and in 1999 it was introduced to the USA and produced till 2001. There is no other like it in the world and probley will never be another like it. it's also known as the VX.
I drove My Vehicross across counrty and back.

Every 1 keeps askng me, What is it, and is it a new Modal?
No, its a 1999-2001 Isuzu Vehicross.

Soccer Mom Assault Vehicle (S.M.A.V.) 

anything associated with the "mini van" body and the bullshit ridiculously easy to drive vehicle, its so easy to drive because of the car chassis it sits on, the full power brakes, its surrounded by glass, its so easy to steer. Anything associated but not limited to Ford Windstar, Chrysler Town and Country, Plymoth Voyager, Chevrolet Uplander or Venture, Dodge Caravan, Mazda MPV, Toyota Sienna, Nissan Quest, and last and most definatly deserves to be least Kia Sedona because of its complimentary paper plate brake rotors, toilet paper roll drivetrain, twizzlers for spark plug wires, cheap supermarket send a kid to camp for $1 plastic bags for air bags, and coca cola can hull.
Yo look at that Soccer Mom Assault Vehicle (S.M.A.V.) im sure glad i dont drive one of those
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Slop Grenade

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Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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