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Lets book this guy for Assault that poor old man is in the hospital now
by EtownSucks July 27, 2011
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I couldn’t care less (but one must keep up appearances, right?)
Frenemy has a family tragedy. "Thoughts and prayers."
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When a person slips on a pizza box during an altercation.
If junior slips on a pizza box during a dispute, you have an assault must arrest.
by Captain Batman October 30, 2014
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Assault is when i get buzzin and decide to smash someones face in.
Copper 2 me : "did u assault the poor helpless albanian?"
Me : "Yes i fucking did!"
by Liam April 22, 2004
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What my crazy ass does to someone for making fun of AOL or AOL CDs. I will be charged with aggravated assault with intent to murder.
Maurice says "AOL sucks and breaks an AOL CD"
Rosco punches maurice to the ground and starts stomping him with military combat boots and beats him to a bloody pulp and then the police comes and Rosco runs for it while maurice bleeds half to death
by Rosco April 23, 2004
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An efficient, simple word to replace the more complex "anal assault of a sexual nature" because, well, that is an unnecessarily complex, redundant phrase.
Bob feared his time in prison. He knew daily, even hourly ass-ault was on the menu for him in an "all you can eat" banquet sort of way, since he was new meat in the con-dom. He would come prepared. He would not lose this opportunity of a lifetime. He went on a rigorous training program of dealing with lawyers and duct cleaners, always bending over and taking one for the team. He knew how to fit it in anywhere. And he would not climax until his way had been had at least daily.
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by You rReal Name July 09, 2020
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