vehicles

Shoes Sneakers any footwear

Those are sweet vehicles where did you get them ?

by Kirk September 7, 2005

Women in big vehicles

1. An accident waiting to happen. There's a reason why women aren't allowed to drive in Saudi Arabia!

2. Testament that being a whore gets them big toys

3. A blessing to vehicle & medical insurance companies

Guy1: "Hear about that massive 8 car pile up?"
Guy2: "Yeah - what caused that"
Guy1: "Women in big vehicles"

by GetBentFgt October 17, 2009

Mobile Armored Vehicles

See Cluster Fuck...

Man, noone at Mobile Armored Vehicles knows what the hell they are doing.

Yeah, it's a real cluster fuck here.

by muddminnow June 12, 2010

mall assault vehicle

A huge baby stoller, sometimes holding two kids, that a woman uses to plow through crowds of people. The owner of the mall assault vehicle usually has spackled on make-up, a knock off Louis Vuitton bag and nails that look like talons. She cares little about anyone but herself.

The mall assault vehicle folds down to barely fit in the back of her oversized leased urban assault vehicle.

Damn, that bitch with the cellphone attached to her ear just rammed her mall assault vehicle into my achilles tendon!

by kajoe October 20, 2006

Vehicle whore

A derogatory gaming term, used to describe FPS players, mainly Battlefield players, who (almost) strictly play with vehicles, such as planes, jets, tanks, helicopters, and such.

These players tend to sit in the deploy menu or sit somewhere on the map, waiting for their favorite vehicle to be available.

Dude has been in that jet the whole game, fuckin’ vehicle whores dude.

by Trionically November 8, 2022

Crossover Utility Vehicle

A vehicle type strongly based on the mini-van geared toward baby boomers and soccer moms who deny their natural aging and can not come to terms with owning a mini-van.

"It's not a mini-van its a crossover utility vehicle"

by Ersatz February 18, 2010

Soccer Mom Assault Vehicle (S.M.A.V.)

anything associated with the "mini van" body and the bullshit ridiculously easy to drive vehicle, its so easy to drive because of the car chassis it sits on, the full power brakes, its surrounded by glass, its so easy to steer. Anything associated but not limited to Ford Windstar, Chrysler Town and Country, Plymoth Voyager, Chevrolet Uplander or Venture, Dodge Caravan, Mazda MPV, Toyota Sienna, Nissan Quest, and last and most definatly deserves to be least Kia Sedona because of its complimentary paper plate brake rotors, toilet paper roll drivetrain, twizzlers for spark plug wires, cheap supermarket send a kid to camp for $1 plastic bags for air bags, and coca cola can hull.

Yo look at that Soccer Mom Assault Vehicle (S.M.A.V.) im sure glad i dont drive one of those

by MYNAMEIST March 6, 2007