utility 

The word you hear a lot when you have an economics major room-mate. Simply means the benefit a person gets when uses/eats something

Boy: Can I ask you out?
Girl: You do not give me utility whatsoever!!!

utility by EconSquad January 27, 2015

utility 

An insult. Synonymous to 'tool' used as an insult.

That kn0b was a simple utility.

utility by alterego September 28, 2003

Utility 

1. the use, uses or usefulness of something or someone.

2. the relevancy of a device or person's capabilities, specialties, skills or training.

Hammers are great, you can hammer nails, bash things in place, crack skulls, plenty of Utility.

or

you're not likely to survive in a warzone as a dolphin trainer, that's a scenario where you've just got no survivability or utility.

Utility by JOYK1LLZ May 11, 2020

utility 

Utility, or Util, when used in contexts of online multiplayer video games, means:
1. Something that affect the game but not in a way of simply dealing damage or healing, for example skills of crowd control and debuff.
2.The quality of being able to affect the game besides dealing damage or healing.
3. In some games, for example Valorant, it is just a synonym for Skill or Ability, no matter if it simply just deals damage or heals.

1.Ana's utilities are sleep dart, anti-heal nade and her ult Nano Boost.(Ana is an Overwatch Agent)
2. If you've ever used a speed boost to escape pursuers and assured death you know utility can be a deciding factor in battles.
3.In Valorant you need not only to aim and shoot accurately but also to be adept in of all your utilities.

utility by vichmi April 23, 2024

Utility gay 

Used by really hot straight guys to describe a gay dude who provides decorating and cleaning services to them because the Gay dude has a crush on him.

Bro 1: Hey Bro all your laundry is folded and there's towels in the bathroom. 'Sup?

Bro 2: Bro I finally got a date with Savanna so I had my utility gay fix stuff.

Bro 1: Bro...dude there are appetizers in your fridge.

Bro 2: Bro...Utility Gay!

Utility gay by ThugGuzzler January 1, 2019

utility wank 

Masturbation, not initiated out of sexual arousal, but to achieve a goal, like relieving pressure or to become tired.

I couldn't sleep, so I utility wanked.

I wasn't even horny, it was just a utility wank so I could go to sleep.

utility wank by Germaggeddon January 9, 2013

utility nail 

When you let a fingernail grow (usually the thumb or index finger) so it's just long enough to perform handy tasks.

This can be useful for opening packages, scraping stuff, picking your nose (if you're so inclined), self defense, plucking a stringed instrument, itching scratches... etc.

Guy 1: Hey Bill, do you need some scissors to open that box?
Bill: That's ok, I have my utility nail.

Bill proceeds to puncture the plastic with his utility nail then rip open the rest of the box.

Sue noticed a spot of dried crud on her project just before turning it in. Luckily, she had her utility nail and was able to scrape it off.

utility nail by ichigodesuka June 2, 2009