MYNAMEIST's definitions

poon pub

A really large gaping vagina, especially on a really fat woman

"Thats the same thing shroder said about your poon pub last night"

by MYNAMEIST December 12, 2008

field day

1. Yeah whatever we already know the definition of field day that EVERYONE knows... (that day in elementary school once a year when you go play general fuck around outside) but i have a better definition... 2. When someone in authority/authority of feelings has fun just because they have the power to, its really not necessary, because in most cases the person does it just to be an authoratative asshole. 2a someone in authority can be a fire commissioner that goes into a loaded club when everyone is having fun and orders it closed (what an asshole) hes probably pissed off and jealous because he cant grind with the hot girls because he is married. 2b someone in authority of feelings is when someone you really care about is a fuckin stupid immature asshole about it and maybe, just maybe, a possibility of a little prick of a thought; grow the fuck up a little and get a clue (however, that may be too much to ask for a stuck up bitch) so they dont get a clue and basicly dont give a shit about any one but themselves. Thanks.

im only gonna do an example for 2a.. Hey , OH SHIT ?! WTF?! why the fuck are they closing the club? ... because the fire commisioner decided to have a field day with the amount of people in the club and issue summonses/tickets to the owner and kick everyone out with police escort ... wat the fuck man, this is bullshit there were so many hot girls i was dancin with

by MYNAMEIST July 16, 2008

parking lot deception

when a parking lot of one place is filled with about 30-40 or more cars and you go inside and theres only 3 people inside... hey you ever go to a one building and one parking lot store and your like what the fuck?! wait a minute why were there so many cars inside and theres only 3 people here, and its the people that work here who the fuck is driving all those cars?

yo man every time i go to fuckin office max they play parking lot deception

by MYNAMEIST February 4, 2007

insurance roll

that extra roll of toilet paper you put on top of the toilet or on the side on the bathroom counter in case you think your gonna run out of the roll thats already on the side when you have to fire one out or take a massive shit. lincoln log on roid rage.

make sure you put an insurance roll in the bathroom if you think your gonna be in there for a while

by MYNAMEIST March 6, 2007

Urban Dictionary Recycling

the act of taking definitions from rejected words, saving thier emails, copying the definition, and pasting it to the same word and trying to get it published again in the hopes of someone who has a different opinion.

Guy 1: so what did you do before ?
Guy 2: I did some urban dictionary recycling because some jack ass rejected my funny definition

by MYNAMEIST February 10, 2007

ford mustang svt cobra

A race car built by Ford, usually found in a Chevrolet's rearview mirror

yo i took my corvette z06 and my camaro ss and kicked the shit out of some ford mustang SVT cobra's on the dragstrip today

by MYNAMEIST February 8, 2007

latte

Yeah whatever that fancy coffee drink bullshit that some people have because they feel as though regular coffee isnt good enough. Let me tell you something buddy, unless your a girl, dont drink it. The story i have under example is awesome.

I was at dunkin donuts with my friend once, and while i was at the counter, i ordered a regular coffee, my friend ordered a coffee, and some guy before us got a special latte lite or some stupid shit like that, and soon after, a different guy after me started talking to me and expressing his opinion about lattes. He had a great point. He said "yeah you know latte's are such a fag drink, you should only get one if your a woman, not a guy, what a faggot". And you know what, he was fucking right, i never thought about it like that before but what he said was fuckin hilarious.

by MYNAMEIST December 12, 2008